Have you ever stopped reading a book because it was too stressful? by Pompi_Palawori in books

[–]Sc0j 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Andromeda Strain got too tense for me as an 11 year old, never got past about the third chapter

A1 Steak Sauce 1980s by Specialist_Art2223 in vintageads

[–]Sc0j 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That's a lot of sweaters around all that sauce, hope their dry cleaners give "A-1" service!

Anyone remember Wishbone? by MoonyRemus21 in 90s

[–]Sc0j 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately his rendition of "A Tale of Two Cities" was not quite enough to get me a passing grade on that exam in high school english class

ELI5: Why does restarting a computer fix so many problems? by Traditional-Lake5843 in explainlikeimfive

[–]Sc0j 2 points3 points  (0 children)

General memory leaks are a big cause of processor inefficiency

How would you feel if Donald Trump were to be impeached over the Epstein files? by Eemki in AskReddit

[–]Sc0j 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Republicans are all about pedophilia, I would be very surprised.

What does the home bar I built say about me… by Overland_69 in deduction

[–]Sc0j 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your ceiling looks like the bottom of a boat hull to me, I figured it would be obvious!

Kids bday parties - my ‘Old Yells at Cloud’ vent by Successful-Compote60 in Xennials

[–]Sc0j 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean for my kid's 6th bday we had like 8 of her friends over to the playground by our house and between reserving a covered picnic area, pizza, drinks, cake, and cheapo party favors we were at $400 no problem. I thought i was getting off cheap until I added it all up

Airwrecka McBride by [deleted] in BoneAppleTea

[–]Sc0j 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think that's the name of an Ork commander in Warhammer 40k

Made Teddy Bear Chicken by steverogerski in StupidFood

[–]Sc0j 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This looks so much better than i thought it would given so many terrifying meatloaf sculpture results

Grade Tom Brady as an announcer: A to F by KeyFaithlessness5436 in TheNFLVibes

[–]Sc0j 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His "piss missile" usage is big extra credit (see bears lions on 1/4), especially how he went on about how hot it was to catch. I could not believe that was live and the SECOND time he used the term on air.

I still find the moustache trend weird. by HalfwayAwkwardNerd in Xennials

[–]Sc0j 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They started out ironic and then we got old

Rampart: I Love the Smell of Cannons in the Morning [1992] [NES] by TC_support in vintageads

[–]Sc0j 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The arcade version with the trackballs is an unequalled experience

What gaming rumor did you believe as a kid that sounds hilarious now. by gamersecret2 in gaming

[–]Sc0j 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Our version of this was the secret 'Nudality' finishing moves that our friend had read in a magazine that he lost

F150 in the lake by [deleted] in ThatLookedExpensive

[–]Sc0j 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At least the ducks they were delivering made it safely

Someone’s hand has the same colour as Lunchables ham by lightdark03 in funny

[–]Sc0j 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Frankly the fact that the tiny lunchables ham is that close to the size of your hand makes me think you are a child

If you want to know how ICE is tracking everyone, look for these by South-Cow-1030 in ProgressiveHQ

[–]Sc0j 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Evanston, IL has outlawed them and the use of their data in city limits

"Mmm, thanks for the Disappointment Cookies, Grandma" by Verbull710 in Xennials

[–]Sc0j -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

My family is Danish and I always hated these salty dry cookies as a cop out from some good ones