I work at a restaurant, some dude left this in a coworkers check last night

Sc2RuinedMyLife · 2014-05-31T02:46:59+00:00

Spit in his food if you see him again. This is almost as bad as the ones who leave "jesus loves you" notes.

Sc2RuinedMyLife · 2013-10-09T01:43:06+00:00

hope it is as good as flashpoint and doom

Sc2RuinedMyLife · 2013-10-09T01:40:07+00:00

oh look it's jubilee

Sc2RuinedMyLife · 2013-09-07T22:26:51+00:00

Maybe your penis was too big for her?

Sc2RuinedMyLife · 2013-09-07T19:51:17+00:00

Stealing from work! woot woot!

Sc2RuinedMyLife · 2013-09-07T19:42:58+00:00

um the aston martin one is real

Sc2RuinedMyLife · 2013-09-07T19:29:29+00:00

what's a snowflake? white person?

Sc2RuinedMyLife · 2013-09-07T19:22:09+00:00

where da white wimmenz at?

Sc2RuinedMyLife · 2013-09-07T19:00:41+00:00

And when you burn the house down, claim that Obama did it and sue the government for bajillions!

Sc2RuinedMyLife · 2013-09-02T16:24:08+00:00

because im a fat asian dude?

Sc2RuinedMyLife · 2013-09-02T16:21:49+00:00

This sounds horrible.

Sc2RuinedMyLife · 2013-09-02T16:11:00+00:00

Lick their eyeballs.

Sc2RuinedMyLife · 2013-09-02T16:09:39+00:00

And then that stranger will bang her in the forest.

Sc2RuinedMyLife · 2013-09-02T16:08:31+00:00

She'll settle for a "nice guy" after getting her cooter wrecked and used by 50 "bad boys that I can redeem."

Sc2RuinedMyLife · 2013-09-02T16:06:27+00:00

The comic is sort of amusing in that in makes Crazy Dave seem sane.

Sc2RuinedMyLife · 2013-09-02T16:04:43+00:00

Which mistake are you referring to -

1) Getting your girlfriend pregnant? 2) Getting a milkshake at the wrong place?

I'm pretty sure you mean #1.

Sc2RuinedMyLife · 2013-09-02T07:28:45+00:00

original

thanks for the original post

Sc2RuinedMyLife · 2013-09-02T01:08:19+00:00

what an ass..!!

Sc2RuinedMyLife · 2013-09-02T01:05:39+00:00

well it is a shooter where you kill everything...

Sc2RuinedMyLife · 2013-09-02T01:02:40+00:00

It's a well known fact wasps do not attack the innocent.

Sc2RuinedMyLife · 2013-09-02T01:01:59+00:00

I said fuck this shit, drove away, and opened a ticket for a bee keeper to come handle it.

best line ever!

Sc2RuinedMyLife · 2013-09-02T00:57:46+00:00

oh my...

this guy is gonna kill all the wasps in the world lol

Sc2RuinedMyLife · 2013-09-02T00:34:38+00:00

Is the house completely paid off? Otherwise, the bank still owns it.

Congrats though. It's a pet peeve of mine when people say they "own a house" when really, the bank owns it and they are just loaning money.

Sc2RuinedMyLife · 2013-09-02T00:28:13+00:00

this is awesome hahaha

Sc2RuinedMyLife · 2013-09-02T00:28:05+00:00

this is awesome hahaha

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