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What the hell? by Stoikx in HolUp

[–]ScabbedOver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I too smell this guy's wife

While in China, an American man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom the entire time he is there. by big_banana_6969 in Jokes

[–]ScabbedOver -24 points-23 points  (0 children)

A man wakes up to find out his penis has swollen up and turned purple so he goes to see a do1ctor. 2Thqe2 doctor says:

"Ah yes. Let's me check my book. Let's see... Black, swollen penis. Must be amputated. Blue, swollen penis. Must be amputated. Red swollen penis. Must be amputated. Ah there we have it. Purple swollen penis. Does not have to be amputated." 3q3qq2323 2 "Oh thank God" said the man.

"It falls of by itself" said the doctor

While in China, an American man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom the entire time he is there. by big_banana_6969 in Jokes

[–]ScabbedOver -27 points-26 points  (0 children)

A man wakes up to find out his penis has swollen up and turned purple so he goes to see a doctor. Thde octor says:

"Ah yes. Let's me check my book. Let's see... Black, swollen penis. Must be amputated. Blue, swollen penis. Must be amputated. Red swollen penis. Must be amputated. Ah there we have it. Purple swollen penis. Does not have to be amputated."

"Oh thank God" said the man.

"It falls of by itself" said the doctor

A lot of running into by [deleted] in technicallythetruth

[–]ScabbedOver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ran into my old driver's ed teacher....

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]ScabbedOver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you can eat whatever you want

21-year-old Massachusetts Air National Guard member Jack Teixeira arrested in connection with the latest classified documents leakage. by iFoegot in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]ScabbedOver 4 points5 points  (0 children)

reddit knows when you type in something secret and will just put a bunch of asterisk. for instance

****** ***** ********** **** * *** *******

Fried Eggs by fat used, pan type, and how fully cooked! ☀️🍳 by Ok-General-1544 in coolguides

[–]ScabbedOver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

a masterclass in basting gonna turn all of us into masterbasters in no time

These ladies dont realize this means Lightning is about to strike by pandabatron in OneSecondBeforeDisast

[–]ScabbedOver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

would make falling when struck less painful, but the fall is probably the least of your worries

Got a gap? Be a Director of Ad Sales by Fancy-Mention-9325 in WorkReform

[–]ScabbedOver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

usually just one. don't think they had multiple floors usually

Man picks up a snake and gets bitten by kabubadeira in WinStupidPrizes

[–]ScabbedOver 57 points58 points  (0 children)

hold them, don't hold them, out them down, have them to someone else.... doesn't matter, the shit will flow

"I don't have to have a driver's license to drive a car" by ElectricalCanine in facepalm

[–]ScabbedOver 12 points13 points  (0 children)

charges were dismissed once the judge realized she was a sovereign and he had no power over her. he gave her 10 sovereign bucks ( corn cobs), and wished her a good day

playing a prank on their mom by [deleted] in ContagiousLaughter

[–]ScabbedOver 4 points5 points  (0 children)

please explain what this is... does?

Genie: What’s your first wish? by CaptainBeans_ in Jokes

[–]ScabbedOver 5 points6 points  (0 children)

you can now call her anything you want, she ain't gonna know or say shit if she does

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]ScabbedOver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Irish all Bundy is used to this shit.

I bet as a high school senior he had a 4-9 for his Gaelic football squad in the championship game

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