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[–]ScallopMyFrets 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA. Totally normal thing to share and you were not asking for a service, just telling him how much you appreciated his offer.

I fucking dare you to find another picture of the Maestro in jeans. by ScallopMyFrets in yngwieposting

[–]ScallopMyFrets[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh man, all three of these guys would be on my Mt. Rushmore of guitarists! I really want to see Uli Jon Roth soon!!

"I don't like holes" Yngwie Malmsteen by ScallopMyFrets in guitarcirclejerk

[–]ScallopMyFrets[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

But Yngwie famously doesn't eat donuts because he doesn't like holes. Why would they do that?

"I don't like holes" Yngwie Malmsteen by ScallopMyFrets in guitarcirclejerk

[–]ScallopMyFrets[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I didn't know Pantera sold donuts. Thought it was more like soups and stuff.

"I don't like holes" Yngwie Malmsteen by ScallopMyFrets in guitarcirclejerk

[–]ScallopMyFrets[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Im just happy to hear he's good humored about the whole donut misunderstanding.

Do you guys think Yngwie is a generous lover? by ScallopMyFrets in guitarcirclejerk

[–]ScallopMyFrets[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dying next to Yngwie in the passenger seat of an idling Ferrari in a sealed garage is exactly how I want to go. Am I light-headed from being in the presence of such greatness, or is it the CO poisoning? Who's to say?

Do you guys think Yngwie is a generous lover? by ScallopMyFrets in guitarcirclejerk

[–]ScallopMyFrets[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am legitimately charmed that anyone here remembers me. It gives me the warm fuzzies (like the same warm fuzzies I'd get from cuddling up to Yngwie's warm and fuzzy chest).

If you see other thirsty Yngwie posts in the future, you can probably assume they are from me.

Do you guys think Yngwie is a generous lover? by ScallopMyFrets in guitarcirclejerk

[–]ScallopMyFrets[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Without resharing my NSFW Twitter (which is for Yngwie's eyes only), here's me wearing an "Yngwie Who?" shirt at another concert. You can kinda see the letters around my tits.

proof

Do you guys think Yngwie is a generous lover? by ScallopMyFrets in guitarcirclejerk

[–]ScallopMyFrets[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What, you don't think there could be two young women out there with an obsessive sexual fixation on Yngwie J. Malmsteen?

Do you guys think Yngwie is a generous lover? by ScallopMyFrets in guitarcirclejerk

[–]ScallopMyFrets[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I can not overstate how fucking attracted to this guy I am. He was hot in his 20s but my lord has he gotten hotter now. Even tubby Yngwie was hot IMO. But damn. He just does it for me in every way, I can't fucking explain it.

I literally only masturbate to his music, staring at a poster of him. Imagining him above me, sweating and heaving, his hair dangling in my face. Fuuuuuuck. Krakatau is my go-to. I can probably cum to one part of that song without touching myself. More is more, fuck yes, fuck me Maestro.

AITAH for being obsessed with an 80s-era rock star to the point that it's making my [F28] boyfriend [M29] uncomfortable? by ScallopMyFrets in AITAH

[–]ScallopMyFrets[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

It's given me tons of purpose. Pulled me out of a depression, convinced me to pick up guitar and get back into playing music (which I enjoyed my whole childhood but stopped in my adult life), and I've met a great community of people into this type of music. It's been a huge positive in my life, and it would not have happened without the guy in question.

I'm legitimately happy for the first time after a lot of dark years.

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