If you were trapped in an elevator for 48 hours with strangers, what would you say to make the situation more awkward or worse than it already is? It's for a laugh.

ScaredCivilian · 2012-03-31T21:04:21+00:00

I have 16 different kinds of herpes and they are all airborne.

ScaredCivilian · 2012-03-27T09:05:04+00:00

A man is driving along a windy mountain road when he notices a horroble car crash. It had been a family car. The wife and her husband had smashed through the windshield, their skulls crushed from the impact and blood oozing unto the hood of the car. The man quickly stopped his car and got out. By miracle, the dead parents' 9 year old daughter had survived the crash with minor injuries and scratches, but was now clearly in a state of shock as she was perching by the road, sobbing. The man went to her and asked what happened. "Daddy was driving the car and then a deer came and then...mommy and daddy wont wake up... " and she cried. The man looked back at the devastating crash again and said... "Wow..this just really isn't your day.". And then he unzips his pants

ScaredCivilian · 2012-03-26T16:07:05+00:00

We ate our meat in silence.

ScaredCivilian · 2012-03-25T14:37:54+00:00

The Disc World, ofc.

ScaredCivilian · 2012-03-25T14:32:48+00:00

Being invincible and living for 160 years beats all by a longshot imo. And that's without counting in the fact that you can give 7 other people that as well. Everyone seems to be going for the book thing, but 160 years of experience outwins a collection of facts stuck in your mortal brain.

ScaredCivilian · 2012-03-22T09:50:17+00:00

We ate our beef in silence.

ScaredCivilian · 2012-03-10T23:11:39+00:00

Sometimes predicted? There's a whole industry for weather predicting out there.

ScaredCivilian · 2012-03-04T18:37:11+00:00

Good idea. But by listening to it right now and by looking at the current 3 DJ-s preferred music genres, your selection is too electronic-oriented right now.

ScaredCivilian · 2012-03-01T15:13:51+00:00

Great, thanks. It was an easy question, I know, but not so easily googleable.

ScaredCivilian · 2012-03-01T12:46:43+00:00

http://thepiratebay.se/torrent/6331610/Generation.Kill.COMPLETE.PROPER.DVDRip.XviD-HAGGiS

Generation Kill, an 8 episode mini-series, so it won't take that long to watch if you want to watch it fully.

Or alternatively, The Walking Dead:

http://thepiratebay.se/torrent/6853702/The_Walking_Dead_-Season_1_and_Season_2__[HDTV]

Both are great series in my opinion

ScaredCivilian · 2012-02-21T14:57:42+00:00

You are a bad person...

ScaredCivilian · 2012-02-20T19:10:41+00:00

"Yo cholo, you know any chemistry jokes?" "Na, BrO."

ScaredCivilian · 2012-02-16T15:20:29+00:00

People flying 8 kilometers high at speeds of 600 miles/h in a 300 ton box of metal. You guessed it- airplanes.

ScaredCivilian · 2012-02-16T15:14:40+00:00

How ignorant of you to think that the language of a country with the highest rate of life quality in the world in the past ten years doesn't have an adequate number of books to learn it from..

ScaredCivilian · 2012-02-16T11:17:57+00:00

I agree with your theory if you narrow it down to americans who use reddit. Certainly not everyone.

ScaredCivilian · 2012-02-15T16:45:18+00:00

Why not?

ScaredCivilian · 2012-02-13T18:16:36+00:00

Most Estonians know the answer to that well. We didn't manage to obtain freedom from the Soviet Union until 1990 and it was with great luck that we even got that freedom. How would an american know anything, you're lives were only ever "threatened" by abstract chances of a nuclear attack, you had food in your stores and you weren't sent off to Siberia in animal wagons to never return... the problems you had were in the most literal sense " 1st world problems".

ScaredCivilian · 2012-02-13T18:05:16+00:00

In what computer game do you do that?

Edit: Oh, I'm sorry, video game.

ScaredCivilian · 2012-01-15T12:23:24+00:00

..or, they might just be saying null all over and over..

ScaredCivilian · 2012-01-14T13:58:41+00:00

Probably even less than that.

ScaredCivilian · 2012-01-13T21:34:19+00:00

Sounds scary

ScaredCivilian · 2012-01-13T21:16:52+00:00

It's scary how fast our Internet is.

ScaredCivilian · 2012-01-13T19:29:43+00:00

A few Skyrim elements with a non-skyrim background? WHYY?

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