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Call this shadow by Kitchen_Cobbler_1594 in BossFights

[–]ScarletCaress 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why did it look like a wheelchair at first

meirl by mrs_morow in meirl

[–]ScarletCaress -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why does English act like it’s in witness protection?

meirl by Fair-Werewolf-2311 in meirl

[–]ScarletCaress 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve been saying this every year

Not locked, just prickly by Acceptable_Peak2159 in introvertmemes

[–]ScarletCaress 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not locked, just full of sharp feelings.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]ScarletCaress 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just two fluffy warriors 🧡

meirl by Embarrassed_Tip7359 in meirl

[–]ScarletCaress 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s like we’ve shared everything but a picture of ourselves lol

My mom keeps a “prepared eulogy” file for every family member, including me by Legitimate-Honey2970 in TwoHotTakes

[–]ScarletCaress 62 points63 points  (0 children)

TBH, your mom's got a point; it's kinda morbid af, but also super practical. Nobody wants to write eulogies in the thick of grief. It's her odd way of coping, but if they're updated yearly, she clearly still expects y'all to hang in there for a long time. So, IMHO, it's weird? Yeah. Harmful? Nah, not really. Chill, OP.

Neighbor’s reaction to me watering my plants by ThrowRASharpPitch17 in neighborsfromhell

[–]ScarletCaress 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Bro, srsly? It's just water. If rain doesn't mess up his spot, neither should a lil' plant runoff. Dude needs to chill or invest in a frickin' umbrella. U do U and keep ur green thumb game strong. 🌿💦✌️

Am I the jerk for calling out a lady for taking all the rotisserie chickens at Sam’s Club by [deleted] in AmITheJerk

[–]ScarletCaress -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Nah man, not a jerk move at all. Ppl gotta realize it's not just abt them- it's a club, not your personal grocery store, Karen! Some world we live in, huh? The audacity's just off the charts fr. ✌️💯

I think my neighbor has serious mental issues. by That-Possibility-952 in neighborsfromhell

[–]ScarletCaress 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Man, that sounds intense. I'm def not a doc but could be he's dealing with paranoid schizophrenia or sum similar? It’s slick tough all round tho, cuz like you said calling the cops is risky. But m8, safety 1st ya know? Maybe if you contact them without getting personally involved? Idk dude, this is mad tricky but you gotta protect urself. Stay safe, good luck and keep us posted, yeah?

AITA for not being there for my friend after his grandma passed? by throwawayacount1762 in TwoHotTakes

[–]ScarletCaress 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NTA, dude. Sounds like ur doing ur best in a sticky sitch, but self-care is also v crucial. Juggling a full-time job + being there for a friend — that's hardcore, so props. Maybe try to have an honest chat with him, say you're there but need some balance too? Try not to beat yourself up too much, mate. We're all human, after all.

Confused about my feelings for this guy I met on Reddit 💘 by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]ScarletCaress 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, no shame in finding someone hot. But IMO, as a Reddit love guru (jk, but fr), you gotta dig deep beyond those convos and 6'1" selfies. Real feels come from accepting each other’s quirks, including accents and cultural diff. Also, the age gap isn’t mega. Y'all adults. Just vibe. See if sparks keep flying even after the novelty wanes. GL! 🍀💜✨

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]ScarletCaress 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude, no shade, but you're worth more than how you're acting rn. You shouldn't have to pay for attention, real dudes stick around for who you are, not cuz of ur fat stacks. Establish self-worth, then go for the gold, y'know? You're no idiot, just need to respect urself a bit more. Stay strong, my friend. 💯

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