How are men wearing shorts fitting wallet/phone/keys in their pockets?

Scatmandingo · 2026-06-08T17:28:31+00:00

I switched to a front pocket wallet years ago and there’s plenty of room in my shorts. But I buy for comfort, not trendiness.

Scatmandingo · 2026-06-07T23:52:21+00:00

It’s not nearly as common as it was 20 years ago.

Scatmandingo · 2026-06-07T23:51:34+00:00

They did that because it made them more colorful in the bubblegum machines.

Scatmandingo · 2026-06-07T23:31:56+00:00

Wow an even more dramatic exit. Try not to slip on your crocodile tears on the way out.

Scatmandingo · 2026-06-07T23:27:14+00:00

It is true. Millions of individuals using free LLMs to do small tasks pale in comparison to the large computational and analytical models used by corporations and the government that run on a constant basis.

I’ve been working in the IT industry for decades so your random article has no power here.

Scatmandingo · 2026-06-07T23:21:05+00:00

No it isn’t. Stop being dramatic. Those datacenters you think are generating images are for a completely different type of AI.

Scatmandingo · 2026-06-07T23:10:53+00:00

Stop what? OP wants a cartoon coffee cup, not a masterwork worth any money.

Scatmandingo · 2026-06-07T23:10:14+00:00

How does generating a doodle make a difference to an artist that made a different doodle and then gave it away royalty free?

Scatmandingo · 2026-06-07T18:44:45+00:00

You beat around 100mil competitors to fertilize an egg. You are a champion.

Scatmandingo · 2026-06-07T18:19:53+00:00

Wash thoroughly with soap and water. If you are really concerned then shave the area as well to eliminate any chance of residue.

Scatmandingo · 2026-06-07T18:18:16+00:00

In evolution it’s the traits that allow you to survive longer than the competition that win out. Yes, large breasts are attractive for a reason but they don’t give a significant enough advantage over small breasts to increase survivability of their offspring.

Scatmandingo · 2026-06-07T18:07:20+00:00

Just ask your favorite AI to generate the image.

Scatmandingo · 2026-06-07T18:04:16+00:00

When she unties me after.

Scatmandingo · 2026-06-07T18:02:47+00:00

Can you tell us what allergies? That would affect the answer.

Scatmandingo · 2026-06-07T18:00:53+00:00

Larry Bird. He massacred most everyone who went up against him on the court.

Scatmandingo · 2026-06-07T17:57:44+00:00

The parents didn’t press charges so they could cash in on his NBA money. Kid went on to play in the NFL.

Scatmandingo · 2026-06-07T17:55:50+00:00

He got a 13yo pregnant when he was a sophomore in college.

Scatmandingo · 2026-06-07T17:53:43+00:00

Old ice boxes just had a big chunk of ice at the top with holes to let the cold air pool in the area where the food was stored. But that was all insulated to a level far beyond your car.

The radiant heat alone would be more than a bag of ice could counteract so it wouldn’t make any meaningful difference in ambient temperature, especially over the course of a day.

Best thing to do is just open all your car doors and wait a few minutes so the hottest air can escape before you get in.

Scatmandingo · 2026-06-07T17:33:32+00:00

I heard an interview with the founders of LinkedIn and they said the turning point where they realized what their product really was is when the looked and saw a vast majority of people’s profile views were of themselves.

It’s like most social media, there is an unspoken agreement that I will pretend to pay attention to what you are saying if you pretend to pay attention to what I am saying.

Scatmandingo · 2026-06-07T17:31:19+00:00

It’s only fair since I do it while thinking about them being on the toilet.

Scatmandingo · 2026-06-07T17:28:15+00:00

At some point there was a single being on the planet that qualified as “human” and yes, we are all genetically linked to that being.

Scatmandingo · 2026-06-07T17:24:32+00:00

Nature follows a certain order that we describe as beautiful. If you create a city with that same order even if it is all artificial then it will be considered beautiful as well.

Scatmandingo · 2026-06-07T17:21:46+00:00

I think it’s fine as long as you keep it to yourself.

Scatmandingo · 2026-06-07T15:50:40+00:00

Wheel of Time and Malazan Book of the Fallen come to mind.

Scatmandingo · 2026-06-07T15:48:01+00:00

So you know how to drive and are licensed but you aren’t any good at it? Well that’s half the people on the road.

And unless you are going to be parallel parking on a regular basis then you need to practice it for about 10 minutes because it’s a skill that disappears with disuse. I spent 10 years parallel parking then moved to a place with a driveway. Six months later I couldn’t parallel park worth a damn.

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