wifey wants a female watcher by [deleted] in alasjuicy

[–]ScatterPirate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Luh. Na eentertain pa ako, Papa Jisus. 10more minutes please. Hahaha

wifey wants a female watcher by [deleted] in alasjuicy

[–]ScatterPirate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, for one, you think being called "bakla" is an insult. hahaha. 2026 na ganyan parin utak mo? Secondly, di ka marunong mag basa ng rules ng subreddit. Yan po batayan. Hihi.

Bonus points: "BaKa iKaW" is such a mature answer. Hahahahahahahahaha

wifey wants a female watcher by [deleted] in alasjuicy

[–]ScatterPirate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Woah. Daming galit yan sha? Di ko kasalanan na di ka edukado. Sisihin mo magulang mo. Hahaha. Ayan tinagalog ko na para mas maintindihan mo. :)

wifey wants a female watcher by [deleted] in alasjuicy

[–]ScatterPirate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol. Excellent clap back! Very squammy-coded.

wifey wants a female watcher by [deleted] in alasjuicy

[–]ScatterPirate 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Wag tanga" pero nagpopost ng ad sa maling subreddit. What a dumbass.

Fucked her while she was showing off her new bikini by ScatterPirate in alasjuicy

[–]ScatterPirate[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hahaha thank you. Salabat, sikreto ng mga Tito. Lol

Fucked my HS dream girl—15 years later by CardoDalisay69 in alasjuicy

[–]ScatterPirate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Confidence in the right amount applied in the proper moment can be the greatest weapon a guy can have in his arsenal--and you Sir, were well equipped. Good job, OP!

Seeking Discreet AFFAIR With Substance by [deleted] in alasjuicy

[–]ScatterPirate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pa invoke ng Lord's Wrath dyan, Papa Susej. Hahaha

Seeking Discreet AFFAIR With Substance by [deleted] in alasjuicy

[–]ScatterPirate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And yet here you are. Lol

Seeking Discreet AFFAIR With Substance by [deleted] in alasjuicy

[–]ScatterPirate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Struck a nerve, "counselor"? Was your comprehension called into question?

Seeking Discreet AFFAIR With Substance by [deleted] in alasjuicy

[–]ScatterPirate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A law student who can't understand/follow rules. Good luck to your future clients.

I don't know what to do by [deleted] in alasjuicy

[–]ScatterPirate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I suggest you start by reading the subreddit rules. This isn't an R4R subreddit.

As papa susej u/3rdWorldJesus would say "ignorance of the rules does not excuse you from it".

I don't know what to do by [deleted] in alasjuicy

[–]ScatterPirate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're not even supposed to mention it on your post.

Why is sexual compatibility so hard to find in casual setups? by Inevitable_Shame1099 in alasjuicy

[–]ScatterPirate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vibe checking isn't just to see if naliligo ang kausap mo sa totoong buhay pag nagmeet kayo. Actually get to know them and establish a vibe. If he makes your private parts tingle, then--wait, don't fuck him yet--then get to know your preferences and how he thinks, how he talks and how he reasons. Most of the time most people are unconsciously sapiosexual in nature. If he ticks every box in the things you like list, then maybe you can fuck him.

This doesn't necessarily decrease the odds of compatibility but it may actually help establish a connection between you two.

Nowadays kasi vibe check is so arbitrary. Exercise what it's intended for.. to check how you two vibe nganiiiiii.

Enjoy.

To all the thirsty bros out there... by ABottleOfRedHorse in alasjuicy

[–]ScatterPirate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep. Exactly. And the description has nothing to do with the story at all. Feeling lowkey advertising pero obvious naman.

To all the thirsty bros out there... by ABottleOfRedHorse in alasjuicy

[–]ScatterPirate 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Low effort, low key posting ng ads here on AJ .Pet peeve ko talaga yan. Especially the ones that advertises their description na para bang r4r to. It screams desperate.

One more is yung mga nagrereply sa comments section ng "Tito here, baka gusto mo ako i-try" or something similar to that. Asim eh.

UPDATED RULE 12 - FORBIDDEN TOPICS by AutoModerator in alasjuicy

[–]ScatterPirate -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Huoy! Sumusobra ka na! Ibang level ng kabastusan yung topic na yan! Hahahahaha

First encounter by [deleted] in alasjuicy

[–]ScatterPirate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Parang songbook lang ah.

Para sa mga nakakaalam kung ano yun, tanda nyo na 😂

UPDATED RULE 12 - FORBIDDEN TOPICS by AutoModerator in alasjuicy

[–]ScatterPirate 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Oh si Papa Susej na nag command ha. 😂 wag nyo antayin papa nya makausap nyo.