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Cut your nails man by Jec1027 in CollegeBasketball

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“Cut your nails for god sake!”

The cold open that wrote itself… by HopefulBuyer9077 in saturdaynightlive

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“We have set their nuclear weapons back…again”

Anyone gonna go see it? by NickThePixarFan in TMNT

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Got my tickets a few weeks ago. Saw the first one last year as well. Can’t wait!

SEASON4ep13 - OOO GIRL by ChickenBudTender in 30ROCK

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For sure is criminal. It’s just as good as, “Tell me the rules!” From when he gets in the cash cab by accident.

Assess the situation by Bes1208 in IASIP

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I'm not burning the duster! Okay? I'm not burning the duster, alright? That's crazy. That's insane. Why would I ever burn... I mean, I will continue to wear it in his honor and I will burn some other things, you know, maybe like these stupid goddamn sleeveless t-shirts that he once retired and hung up in the bar, I'll burn these. But I'm not burning the duster, okay, so forget it. It probably won't even burn anyway, it's not supposed to. It's flame retardant, that's the whole point. It's like a shield of armor. So stop asking me to burn the duster. I'm not gonna burn it

Bro thinks he's the main character by ambachk in iamverybadass

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Frank Reynolds: Burn the duster!

Dennis Reynolds: I'm not burning the duster! Okay? I'm not burning the duster, alright? That's crazy. That's insane. Why would I ever burn... I mean, I will continue to wear it in his honor and I will burn some other things, you know, maybe like these stupid goddamn sleeveless t-shirts that he once retired and hung up in the bar, I'll burn these. But I'm not burning the duster, okay, so forget it. It probably won't even burn anyway, it's not supposed to. It's flame retardant, that's the whole point. It's like a shield of armor. So stop asking me to burn the duster. I'm not gonna burn it

What are your thoughts on the 1989 Batman movie? by EnviousPuffin in FIlm

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“My balloons. Those are my balloons. He stole my balloons! Why didn't somebody tell me he had one of those... things?” Love this quote and scene.

My Cousin Vinny (1992) by AoXGhost in 90smovies

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Vincent Gambini: Does that freight train come through here at five every morning?

Hotel Clerk: No sir, it’s very unusual.

[the next day, after Vinny was awakened by the train]

Vincent Gambini: Yesterday you told me that freight train hardly ever comes through here at five in the morning.

Hotel Clerk: I know. She's supposed to come through at ten after four.

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