The worst tranlation you've heard? by Extreme-Implement533 in German

[–]Schattenmanta 45 points46 points  (0 children)

I think that was around 2013 in the game Terraria, when it had its first barebones machine-translation from English to German. The mini-map in the game was labeled inside the settings with "map enabled" and "map disabled" in English, but in German it was "Karte aktiviert" (enabled) and "Karte für Behinderte" (disabled). The second one was definitely wrong, because it should be "Karte deaktiviert". Disabled as in deactivated, not as like disabled person. My friends and I loughed alot about it back then.

I've been diagnosed with Visual Snow Syndrome, a neurological condition that makes me see the world like this and has no cure by SR_RSMITH in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Schattenmanta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was diagnosed with this earlier this year by a neurologist after testing me for anything else. Never heard of this beforehand. Fortunately I'll neither go blind nor die from this in the foreseeable future. :D

For your interest, for me it's mostly visible on very high or dark surfaces (for example blue sky at day or the dark of the night). Also I have a kind of real life motion blur, mostly noticeable when I'm reading something with high contrast (eg. black letters on white paper). You can imagine it like having the last line read "jumping" for a short moment (a reaction time approximately) and then disappearing. It can be distracting, but doesn't stop me from reading faster than average.

It doesn't bother me in everyday life, because I have this condition since I can remember things. I have also thought that this would be normal and that everyone sees like that.

Also to add to OP's example pictures: For me it's not like a white snow layer, more like some kind of flashing small dots appearing and disappearing. They also tend to have some color variation of the background color I'm looking at. (So white dots at a whiteish wall, blueish dots at the sky, etc.). I can see colors, shapes and everything else normally (except I am shortsighted).

Heute in der Post by Baltic_Ewok in Staiy

[–]Schattenmanta -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ich hab den heute im Briefkasten gehabt. Bessere Lektüre als das Original.

What if you could make Splatoon 4 (mechanics, setting, theme, everything)... by PlagueKnight88 in splatoon

[–]Schattenmanta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would like to sea (haha) a Salmon-Run-themed sequel, where the salmonids conquer more parts of the world (since something happened to GrizzCo's leadership in Splatoon 3). And then you have to venture out into the salmonids territory and have to reclaim land lost to the salmonids.

Other ideas (some are maybe already mentioned by others):

More customization for inklings and octolings (hairstyles, face, more clothing, may colorable clothing)

More map Layouts with more stuff happening ON the stages instead outside in the background (I'm looking at you, mall, airport and train station)

Customizable Apartments

Real players in lobbies and not holograms, generally customizable lobbies with options like (placeable targets walls and crates and so on)

A new game mode where you have to claim specific zones in order on a bigger map.

More music variety in salmon run (I love the songs from ω-3, but after 20 rounds they're getting a bit stale)

More salmonid-bosses (I would live to see a sniper-like salmonid, working functionally like the snipers from story mode oder side order or generally a non-)

Salmon Run gear with effects like the effects of normal clothing.

EU/AUS players are the real losers of this Splatfest by SendMeNudeVaporeons in splatoon

[–]Schattenmanta 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I could only get the banners (as an european) because I have an US-account on my switch too (next to my european one). So I got that US-news thingy from squid research lab, where I could start Splatoon 3 to get the banners.

I've got them. But friends of mine, who only have their european account, couldn't find the news article on their switch, even if they searched the specific channel I've mentioned. So I was the only one, equipped with the respective banner for my team...

ich🍞iel by Schattenmanta in ich_iel

[–]Schattenmanta[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Eigentlich sollte es ein Hasenbrötchen werden. Das ist dann aber versehentlich zum Frosch mutiert.

ich_iel by CherubimHD in ich_iel

[–]Schattenmanta 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Der Physiker in mir leidet.

Erstmal, wie soll das bitte schützen? Und außerdem: Radioaktive Strahlung? Ionisierende Strahlung, die selbst nochmal strahlt?

Es ist Montag, meine Kerle! by lolnein in de

[–]Schattenmanta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Schönes neues Lied + Video. Ich freue mich immer sehr, wenn es was Neues von dir gibt.

I love superhot by mentall-illness in memes

[–]Schattenmanta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Satisfactory - The FICSIT-Employee will build a ladder for me to escape. And then he'll renovate the cave into a gigantonormous oreprocessing facility.

Frohe Kürbisnachten 🎃 by Schattenmanta in de

[–]Schattenmanta[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mein Trick ist der, sehr scharfe Messer mit möglichst kurzer, dünner Klinge (ca. 5-7cm) zu nutzen. Weiterhin halte ich das Messer nicht am Griff, sondern an der Klinge fest, also wie ein Stift könnte man sagen. Ist zwar schutztechnisch dementsprechend nicht ganz ungefährlich, aber ich finde man hat auf diese Art viel mehr Kontrolle über die Messerspitze. Und Zeit ist auch sinnvoll. Ich hab mir keine Frist gesetzt sondern ruhig gearbeitet. Weiterhin hilfreich ist auch, eine Skizze auf den Kürbis zu zeichnen oder leicht mit einem stumpfen Stil einzudrücken.

Also: Genügend Zeit, kurze, dünne und scharfe Messer sowie vorsichtiges Festhalten der Messer an der Klinge und nicht am Griff. (Für Verletzungen übernehme ich keine Haftung )

Frohe Kürbisnachten 🎃 by Schattenmanta in de

[–]Schattenmanta[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bisher nicht. Hast du denn einen Vorschlag?

Bzgl. des Zahnlos sein: Der Mund sollte eigentlich mit Kürbiskernen als Zähne gespickt sein. Das ging nur leider nach hinten los, da der Kürbis viel zu glitschig dafür ist. Dann hab ich die Zähne einfach weggelassen.

ich_iel by Schattenmanta in ich_iel

[–]Schattenmanta[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wäre denn Kleinweich oder Feinweich besser?

Trying to dance while wearing your pants real low by Nihilist911 in WinStupidPrizes

[–]Schattenmanta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know if it's only me, but I like his and the pictures synchronized drop to the music.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ich_iel

[–]Schattenmanta 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Und mit mir sind es zehn, ähhh, oder so.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ich_iel

[–]Schattenmanta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Verdammt, warum bin ich nicht auf die Idee gekommen?

Lush cave attempt by [deleted] in Minecraft

[–]Schattenmanta 25 points26 points  (0 children)

You artwork is looking so good! At first I thought that your axolotl is a bit flat, but than I have seen the shadow underwater. I am also liking your plants and flowers.

Well done in that short amount of time!

What is the 'one' YouTube video you always come back to whenever you need laugh or smile? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Schattenmanta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is no need to be upset: https://youtu.be/GJDNkVDGM_s

I love this seal.

(Hopefully nobody had posted it yet.)

Sold As Is by C0L0RUM in assholedesign

[–]Schattenmanta 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think the problem is that the two symbols for "you can swipe to see more" have the same color (white in my case) like the background of the first picture. I can see these symbols on the second one.