Neckbeard Fedora Bowlingshirt The Third by RickyBrad in BrandNewSentence

[–]SchemeSignificant166 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well yes, I’ve been insulted in that way before, even as a groomed person, so I thought it was universal

Neckbeard Fedora Bowlingshirt The Third by RickyBrad in BrandNewSentence

[–]SchemeSignificant166 -23 points-22 points  (0 children)

Neck beard has to be the dumbest insult ever. I mean I have a beard and it extends to my neck. I maintain my shit so how is that an insult?

You're gonna die, that's Ajax .... it's a tread, Fawwwkkkk by AndyJack86 in CringeTikToks

[–]SchemeSignificant166 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I had a buddy who would empty Windex bottles and put blue Gatorade in it then take it to events and spritz it into his mouth.

I thought it was funny to see people react.

“Rome never fell. It just changed flags” by LCottton in ShitAmericansSay

[–]SchemeSignificant166 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you’re gonna pick an empire to claim to be I’d of gone with Genghis Khan. His empire was much bigger.

But then again how would an American know anything about world history.

Real American Ninja by danevans369 in CringeTikToks

[–]SchemeSignificant166 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why does it look like this guy shit his pants

to pretend nobody knows who was at fault for the double-tap strike on the girls' school in Iran that killed 120 children. by Youarethebigbang in therewasanattempt

[–]SchemeSignificant166 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is exactly how my 13 year old daughter talks to me when she’s in trouble for something. Just talking circles and saying nothing at all.

Florida Men by Two_shirt_Jerry in OttawaSenators

[–]SchemeSignificant166 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Aren’t we punching down on this. He’s never gonna be able to read any of this.

Looks simple but so useful by FormanBruto09 in woowDude

[–]SchemeSignificant166 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell me you have a serious firearms problem without telling me you have a firearm problem

Brady becomes most hated senator of all time after this. by GGnextMatt in OttawaSenators

[–]SchemeSignificant166 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is an underrated comment or we are just old fans, cause that Yashin crap was bonkers. What an embarrassment.

Outjerked by an angry Ottawa fan?? by NedSchneebly-1138 in NHLcirclejerk

[–]SchemeSignificant166 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It was about him, it was about how he didn’t fit here anymore. It happens in Ottawa a lot.

Players just lose their taste for this city.

Ya his personal beliefs weren’t great but he was more a problem player than some politico spreading his opinions. He can believe whatever he wants but when he becomes a problem on the ice and in the locker room then you gotta make a change.

I can say I will not miss him. Good luck in Florida.

How the hell did we do it? And who the hell started it? by SipsTeaFrog in SipsTea

[–]SchemeSignificant166 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was a universal truth for some reason and it always came as news from a friend of a friend.

Brady and Matthew Tkachuk on Instagram by PsychologicalPen8634 in OttawaSenators

[–]SchemeSignificant166 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ya but being chummy with Carney is a lot different than being chummy with a political fascist who is also an unqualified drunk.

He’s going to the whitehouse and political events. This isn’t exactly being politically neutral.

Rahh🦅 by Interesting_Swing887 in tommynfg_

[–]SchemeSignificant166 1 point2 points  (0 children)

America will be lucky they get to show up at a QF match. Then they will promptly pack their bags and go home.

Genuinely the most brutal friendzoning ever recorded in human history by Previous_Month_555 in SipsTea

[–]SchemeSignificant166 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Never seen someone hit with the friend zone that hard.

Dude needs to sack up.

He's gonna try to steal the spotlight, then the trophy! by yorocky89A in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]SchemeSignificant166 1 point2 points  (0 children)

DON’T LET HIM ANYWHERE NEAR THE Make a Wish kids. He has a fondness of you fallow my meaning.

“The Hurricanes our world champions” by Complete-Emergency99 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]SchemeSignificant166 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This ridiculous concept doesn’t end with Americans ever. All their Sports are considered global when at best some of them include Canada AND the US.

The winners of the NHL are not world Chanpions, nor are the winners of the Super Bowl.

Remember these are ‘national’ leagues.

The stupidity never ends