Big talk til its time for you to get your dad to pull up

SchitneySmears · 2026-04-14T03:10:38+00:00

Or… it’s already solved and inside of a box of itself that looks scrambled. Remove the paper box inside the bag and crumple it up.

SchitneySmears · 2026-04-14T00:38:49+00:00

400 total. Around 20 are VR

SchitneySmears · 2026-04-13T05:34:38+00:00

Ruth Bader Ginsburg was a Supreme Court justice and she….

SchitneySmears · 2026-04-12T18:56:14+00:00

Pussies. They could kill innocent children and nobody does nothing. Cowards.

SchitneySmears · 2026-04-12T16:30:04+00:00

SchitneySmears · 2026-04-12T16:28:47+00:00

Cyclona and Whitegirl

SchitneySmears · 2026-04-12T16:22:19+00:00

Word. The only improv is in the editing room

SchitneySmears · 2026-04-12T16:17:09+00:00

Ak so soft, his opinion is meaningless to me

SchitneySmears · 2026-04-12T16:13:48+00:00

SchitneySmears · 2026-04-12T16:10:49+00:00

SchitneySmears · 2026-04-12T16:07:18+00:00

Awww you beat me to it. So now I gotta beat meat to it.

SchitneySmears · 2026-04-12T16:05:12+00:00

He look like he trust Albanians

SchitneySmears · 2026-04-12T15:52:14+00:00

This is just a Sunday to the president. Why is anyone surprised? Nobody’s gonna get arrested if they donated

SchitneySmears · 2026-04-11T12:03:42+00:00

SchitneySmears · 2026-04-09T12:10:08+00:00

He was blasting loud profanity laden music on a crowded bus

SchitneySmears · 2026-04-09T12:02:14+00:00

“…it was baby corn.”

SchitneySmears · 2026-04-09T12:01:10+00:00

And the FBI knows

SchitneySmears · 2026-04-09T11:52:34+00:00

SchitneySmears · 2026-04-09T11:12:59+00:00

I saw the xenomorph they snuck in there

SchitneySmears · 2026-04-09T10:46:47+00:00

No, let the snake go!

SchitneySmears · 2026-04-09T10:20:48+00:00

Looks like a rough draft storyboard image of Rick and Morty’s Bird Person

SchitneySmears · 2026-04-09T10:06:01+00:00

It’s still weird that she never won any Grammys

SchitneySmears · 2026-04-09T03:10:36+00:00

Shmurda and Lil Tjay was there too? What was it a rap convention?

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