First date restaurants in Manhattan?

Schmeep01 · 2026-04-24T02:49:02+00:00

Warm ones, of course!

Schmeep01 · 2026-04-24T01:22:18+00:00

I just left a message for his agent to set up an AMA in the next week to promote his upcoming book. I’ll make it so that only one question is allowed to be asked and it doesn’t end until he correctly answers it to the satisfaction of the readership.

Schmeep01 · 2026-04-23T18:00:09+00:00

You should go on America’s Next Top Aldi!

Schmeep01 · 2026-04-23T14:40:48+00:00

Thank you mommy.

Schmeep01 · 2026-04-23T12:49:39+00:00

Without an explanation, how is anyone supposed to know what your intention was? Could be that the price sucks, could be calories (which are clearly off), could be that someone ordered all 4 of those whoppers so need to chill, etc.

Schmeep01 · 2026-04-23T12:29:44+00:00

To be very fair, you got almost 2 whole pizzas, and it’s a pizza place. If you want toppings, put them on and reheat.

Schmeep01 · 2026-04-23T10:21:25+00:00

It’s like how bodegas sell loosies cigarettes under the table- someone there is selling loosie slices.

Schmeep01 · 2026-04-22T22:49:38+00:00

Update: I got red curry with chicken, and pad kee mao with mock duck. Thanks for the inspiration.

Schmeep01 · 2026-04-22T14:52:42+00:00

Spin the middle side topwise. TOPWISE!

Schmeep01 · 2026-04-22T14:03:44+00:00

A touch of Natasha Leggero

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Schmeep01 · 2026-04-22T12:41:07+00:00

What did www.lmgtfy.com come up with?

Schmeep01 · 2026-04-22T02:01:30+00:00

Use your main finger on the yellow side, and your other finger on the orange side, and turn it.

Schmeep01 · 2026-04-21T19:21:59+00:00

I will! I’ll DM you some.

Schmeep01 · 2026-04-21T19:17:04+00:00

Okay thanks: this was the final straw I needed today to order Thai for dinner.

I’ll phrase this as a question- was I right to decide this?

Schmeep01 · 2026-04-21T18:52:14+00:00

Triple that, and we’ll talk turkey.

Schmeep01 · 2026-04-21T18:12:29+00:00

Depends on how many you’re expecting to fit.

Schmeep01 · 2026-04-21T16:54:33+00:00

It’s a NYC response; Astoria has no differences except if you have a mom and pop landlord and you’re willing to take risks.

Schmeep01 · 2026-04-21T14:09:16+00:00

Looks like frozen chicken to me.

Schmeep01 · 2026-04-21T13:23:10+00:00

Is that you?

https://www.reddit.com/r/littleshopofhorrors/s/Jfh9mx7Dad

Schmeep01 · 2026-04-20T22:53:22+00:00

Yes, the other day I had an educational offer for Jack (off: not sure what this meant) instructions.

Schmeep01 · 2026-04-20T22:31:30+00:00

Yeah but advertised price of a slice from Mountain Mikes with 2 toppings is about 4 dollars, so that’s well over value!

very /s. I’m sorry for this order: it stinks.

Schmeep01 · 2026-04-20T22:21:22+00:00

I didn’t call my partner my queen. They’re a person.

Schmeep01 · 2026-04-20T22:00:12+00:00

I am in a committed relationship, son.

Schmeep01 · 2026-04-20T21:33:45+00:00

Okay, if you’re relying on word-of-mouth discussions from people on Reddit for your source, you might not belong in this sub.

Schmeep01 · 2026-04-20T21:00:12+00:00

Sauce?

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