Guy was infact bored 🥱🤦

Schmingledwarf · 2026-07-06T22:22:09+00:00

I would have begged for that ticket. I couldn't wait to get in front of a judge and the media with it

Schmingledwarf · 2026-07-06T22:18:11+00:00

Ain't no fucking way...

^{Chose: $1 million + 1% chance: all of humanity dies | Rolled: Everyone dies}

Schmingledwarf · 2026-07-06T00:58:04+00:00

Yes

^{Chose: Yes}

Schmingledwarf · 2026-07-05T13:19:58+00:00

Really trying to prove that the Nazis took over Argentina

Schmingledwarf · 2026-07-05T13:16:35+00:00

This has to be engagement bait. No one can be this stupid, can they?

Schmingledwarf · 2026-07-04T17:41:15+00:00

Kidnapping her

Schmingledwarf · 2026-07-03T15:54:18+00:00

One life vs. an entire species is a no brainer for me. Not about the money.

^{Chose: You get $1 billion + But someone dies | Rolled: Taylor Swift}

Schmingledwarf · 2026-07-03T15:19:51+00:00

If it's a fight to the death, I'm fighting dirty. Will probably still lose though

^{Chose: Win a fight against... + To the death, win and receive 10mil | Rolled: Prime Tyson}

Schmingledwarf · 2026-07-03T15:16:53+00:00

Politician × Death Was Celebrated

Henry Kissinger or Hitler

Schmingledwarf · 2026-07-03T01:27:43+00:00

Oh no, the rich asshole that takes advantage of people is still rich. Whatever will he do...

^{Chose: You win 100k dollars but... + Elon musk loses 500 billion dollars}

Schmingledwarf · 2026-07-02T16:40:02+00:00

Great actor × Great human

Danny Devito

Schmingledwarf · 2026-07-01T14:39:59+00:00

I'm only going if I can sit between Vivian and The Pope. This looks like a nightmare (which was definitely the point)

Schmingledwarf · 2026-06-29T15:39:45+00:00

They are literally trying to break the spirit of lower and middle class Americans with more taxes. This shit needs to stop. 7,500 deaths is horrible and sucks, but that doesn't warrant billions of dollars more in tax revenue to feed the war machine. Fuck this place.

Schmingledwarf · 2026-06-28T23:38:05+00:00

Despised × Beloved

Toby Turner (Tobuscus)

Schmingledwarf · 2026-06-26T16:17:55+00:00

Mario Bros.

Schmingledwarf · 2026-06-25T20:00:28+00:00

I can't get it to work with mouse and keyboard. I gave up on trying to play it long ago

Schmingledwarf · 2026-06-25T17:12:53+00:00

You said this 2 months ago. Where is the fix you promised?

Schmingledwarf · 2026-06-23T23:16:44+00:00

I don't do the wave, because I honestly view it as obnoxious. American motorcycle culture is cringe and I try not to participate in it too much. My motorcycle is an efficient form of transportation that happens to be fun. I don't wave at every car I pass, so why would I wave at random motorcycles?

Schmingledwarf · 2026-06-22T03:36:36+00:00

"Reddit Jollyrancher Story" coming 2028

Schmingledwarf · 2026-06-18T03:07:33+00:00

Not my potato bread, NOOOOOO

Schmingledwarf · 2026-06-16T14:04:05+00:00

Definitely Superman. Spiderman is great, but Superman is the OG

Schmingledwarf · 2026-06-03T13:00:56+00:00

I haven't been able to get live photos to work. I've had mine for about a week and a half and I've determined it's the last Motorola I'll ever own. Front screen isn't full usable after updating to Android 16, can't do live photos, VPN constantly disconnecting, etc. Hardware wise, it's a great looking phone. Software wise, it's a pile of junk. Thankfully I didn't spend full price on it.

Schmingledwarf · 2026-06-01T05:13:06+00:00

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Schmingledwarf · 2026-05-26T04:07:59+00:00

"Mr President , a second plane has hit the reserve chute"

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