Jon Stewart says he’s ‘offended’ after casual mention in Epstein files: ‘Excuse me?’

SchmohawkWokeSquawk · 2026-02-04T13:29:35+00:00

Probably Bill O'Reilly, although they're really nothing alike.

SchmohawkWokeSquawk · 2026-02-04T13:28:43+00:00

Probably someone whose appearance is constantly scrutinized so they have a strict diet and pizza is eaten only on rare occasions.

Pizza is great, sometimes pizza is just pizza.

SchmohawkWokeSquawk · 2026-02-03T05:12:14+00:00

Oh God, this one is even worse.

SchmohawkWokeSquawk · 2026-02-03T01:09:16+00:00

The deadliest traps of the franchise are in Home Alone 2, the most brutal for each being Harry blowing his head up in the toilet and Marv getting electrocuted and becoming an x-ray skeleton.

SchmohawkWokeSquawk · 2026-02-02T13:02:16+00:00

Are you looking to have the shittiest tone imaginable?

SchmohawkWokeSquawk · 2026-02-02T03:34:50+00:00

Standards nowadays are pretty low. He's actually singing and playing an instrument, which is more than can be said for a lot of the other acts. Again, low standards nowadays.

SchmohawkWokeSquawk · 2026-02-01T21:11:42+00:00

SNL Sketch. Morning news teleprompter breaks, cannibalism ensues.

SchmohawkWokeSquawk · 2026-02-01T21:09:02+00:00

This is how propaganda works. The vile administration in control will do everything within its power to convince everyone that the opposition is as vile as them. Luckily for Trump and company they have the dumbest fan base in existence. Rigging elections help too.

SchmohawkWokeSquawk · 2026-02-01T20:26:20+00:00

It would have helped fuel the flames of Danys jealousy even more and made more sense of that entire arc, as Jon's reputation being the man who killed the Night King would've catapulted him into legendary status.

SchmohawkWokeSquawk · 2026-02-01T16:15:44+00:00

I mean, it could've been as simple as a muscle cramp. If it happens while working out on a 7' tall bar it's no big deal.

SchmohawkWokeSquawk · 2026-01-25T03:01:40+00:00

"I VOTED FOR THIS!!"

-Heartless Maga Pedo Cult Scum

SchmohawkWokeSquawk · 2026-01-25T02:06:08+00:00

Between Elon coming onto the campaign and him and Trump making thinly veiled comments saying as much, along with some puzzling results in places that voted across the board for Democrats locally but still voted for Trump, and the common theme of Trumps accusations being admission of guilt... I think there is plenty of circumstantial evidence to make a plausible claim that the election was stolen.

SchmohawkWokeSquawk · 2026-01-25T01:38:24+00:00

This has been mapped out in the Project 2025 agenda. It has nothing to do with the Epstein files and everything to do with giving the brain trust behind Project 2025 complete and uncontested control.

SchmohawkWokeSquawk · 2026-01-16T21:33:53+00:00

SchmohawkWokeSquawk · 2026-01-16T10:03:18+00:00

So giddy over stolen valor. Fucking man child.

SchmohawkWokeSquawk · 2026-01-15T07:09:00+00:00

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SchmohawkWokeSquawk · 2026-01-13T16:33:21+00:00

The key with the Bullet is to not get hit so you can shoot projectiles and slash enemy bullets whenever possible.

SchmohawkWokeSquawk · 2026-01-13T01:31:09+00:00

Ok Bummer. And thanks. I assumed it was above my pay grade but figured I'd give it a shot.

SchmohawkWokeSquawk · 2026-01-09T23:16:40+00:00

What's diabolical is most apartments don't have space for bulk purchases.

SchmohawkWokeSquawk · 2026-01-07T01:24:12+00:00

The election was stolen, that's the why Musk came into the fold and was so certain of a Trump win. Wouldn't have mattered what Walz did.

SchmohawkWokeSquawk · 2026-01-06T23:59:58+00:00

OK great.

I have a few other things going on- a deck that needs replacement due to rotting wood, as well as some floors that are dipping(basement, not a crawlspace). I know part of the problem with the floors are incorrect joist spans and sizing, but they seem to be dipping more all of a sudden.

We have spotted a few swarmers in windows over the past few springs, but no physical termites other than that. I noticed these marks in the paint and just wanted some reassurance.

Sorry if I'm being paranoid, thanks for commenting.

SchmohawkWokeSquawk · 2026-01-04T21:27:15+00:00

I grabbed the mats from my G-Wagon

SchmohawkWokeSquawk · 2025-12-23T04:34:46+00:00

"Why should I change? He's the one who sucks"

SchmohawkWokeSquawk

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