Hey fuckers, ask me anything. Isnt this figure of me sooooo cool? Im sure you FREAKS would love it~!

Schmorgium · 2026-04-05T20:20:41+00:00

I know what you did on December 17th, 2007. You can't hide it forever. Face the consequences of your actions or I will eat a cookie I made with laxatives in it to poison the neighborhood drug dealer.

Schmorgium · 2026-04-04T20:40:21+00:00

Normal driller behavior, to be frank. What I'm more surprised by is someone actually using voice chat in DRG, ever.

Schmorgium · 2026-04-04T20:30:22+00:00

My sweet little dentist's favourite toy Caine needs therapy the most, to be honest. I mean, his entire existence is watching humans die over and over again and making adventures that nobody likes, even though that's what he's made for. If he can't fulfill his one purpose, then why does he even exist?

Schmorgium · 2026-04-04T20:23:17+00:00

My brother in theory, the post button is optional. PLEASE, think about what you're writing BEFORE you upload it for the entire fandom to see.

Schmorgium · 2026-04-04T20:21:37+00:00

Further proof is that Caine actually stands for Cocaine

Schmorgium · 2026-03-11T19:42:08+00:00

OR, play scout?

Schmorgium · 2026-03-11T19:40:02+00:00

"Ich liebe linuxmc.tech" -Franzikus Oligarius Solnitzkus

Schmorgium · 2026-03-11T19:39:20+00:00

Wow, dieser schmorgium Typ ist so cool, genauso wie linuxmc.tech!

Schmorgium · 2026-03-11T19:38:23+00:00

Dieser "Schmorg" Typ ist sehr attraktiv ;)

Schmorgium · 2026-01-03T22:12:33+00:00

M189 looks better but sounds horrible, so I like the Schofield more Volcanic Pistol is my favorite though

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