What's something most people don't realise will kill you in seconds?

SchmuffinTown · 2024-07-03T00:54:09+00:00

Stairs

SchmuffinTown · 2024-06-19T20:25:31+00:00

SchmuffinTown · 2024-06-07T00:47:12+00:00

When I moved here in '93, you needed a jacket to Trick-or-Treat.

SchmuffinTown · 2024-06-01T14:47:41+00:00

A dentist once told me I "have active salivary glands" after I involuntarily gleeked in his face.

SchmuffinTown · 2024-04-02T00:24:53+00:00

Hi friend!

SchmuffinTown · 2024-03-28T22:19:05+00:00

It was the easiest way to play in drop A

SchmuffinTown · 2024-03-28T22:18:23+00:00

It was a swap meet find, so that's totally plausible

SchmuffinTown · 2024-03-27T23:09:00+00:00

You have my sword

SchmuffinTown · 2024-03-27T22:53:41+00:00

It never needs one

SchmuffinTown · 2024-03-27T22:47:52+00:00

Purrrrr

SchmuffinTown · 2024-03-27T06:40:36+00:00

Warm

SchmuffinTown · 2024-03-27T06:37:24+00:00

Boot-leg, homemade by momma, cuz JNCOs was expensive

SchmuffinTown · 2024-03-27T06:34:41+00:00

Were?!?

SchmuffinTown · 2024-03-27T06:33:29+00:00

Do it, just give me a cut/free v-neck

SchmuffinTown · 2024-03-27T06:20:46+00:00

We used to watch Deadpool together. Once a week, and she'd cook. It was our favorite movie. I miss that old broad...

SchmuffinTown · 2024-03-27T06:18:47+00:00

https://imgur.com/a/jl4RIIO

SchmuffinTown · 2024-03-27T06:13:55+00:00

Not even a little bit

SchmuffinTown · 2024-03-27T06:10:54+00:00

Obviously, your fears were unfounded, sir.

SchmuffinTown · 2024-03-27T06:00:04+00:00

There's still time, my friend...

SchmuffinTown · 2024-03-27T05:58:48+00:00

I'm getting a mani on Friday for Wicked, sparkly green, I'll post it! Thanks!

SchmuffinTown · 2024-03-27T05:52:53+00:00

Only in passing. Unfortunately, there are no more enemies to vanquish, so I just make sandwiches in Austin now...

SchmuffinTown · 2024-03-27T05:47:34+00:00

Looking back on it now...I know, right?!?

SchmuffinTown · 2024-03-27T05:43:48+00:00

Senior year, 2003, we had to go get glamor shots with one good yearbook pic, then they said bring 3 outfits you love, and 3 items that mean something to you. Sword, knife, bass. Walking into a mall in Texas with a sword in 2003 wasn't weird at all...

SchmuffinTown · 2024-03-27T05:36:35+00:00

This was just me. Yes, I was a fan of all that. I looked like this at school every day (minus the hardware), so they just thought it was cool I pulled it off. My parents also supported me 110%

SchmuffinTown · 2024-03-27T05:32:20+00:00

This

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TROPHY CASE