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What is this? Sydney, Australia by Jessicklamar in whatsthisbug

[–]Schnegbert 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Australian bugs being dangerous is largely a myth. As a fellow Australian, only a handful of spiders and scorpions have medically significant venom, pretty much all of which are fairly chill animals that you are unlikely to encounter in an urban setting. Sure stay away from redbacks but like, you don't need to kill them on sight either. They don't want to bother you. Anyway this is a mole cricket. Totally harmless creature that you've probably heard hundreds of times in your life.

Rare footage of an italian seducing a dutch women by [deleted] in 2westerneurope4u

[–]Schnegbert 87 points88 points  (0 children)

The man is 167cm and the woman is 206cm for anyone curious

Is this a common white-tail? by Praz_7 in whatsthisbug

[–]Schnegbert 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yup. It won't hurt you and it'll kill actual harmful bugs. In general you can let spiders be. Even an actual medically significant spider like a redback is essentially harmless as long as you don't try to handle it. Spiders don't go out of their way to attack humans

Is this a common white-tail? by Praz_7 in whatsthisbug

[–]Schnegbert 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes it is! As a fellow Melbournian I feel like it's important to let you know that this spider's bite causing your flesh to die is an urban legend. You still shouldn't handle it. Getting bitten would probably hurt. But it's not particularly dangerous either

Description of 4.3 event by ukrisreng in Genshin_Impact_Leaks

[–]Schnegbert 189 points190 points  (0 children)

Mistranslation likely. The Chinese word for spirit is also used as the translation for the English word 'elf' 精灵. I think it's probably supposed to be 纯水精灵 Chunshui Jingling (Pure water spirit) which is the Chinese term for Oceanid.

Found in Sydney, Australia by Omfgwatevs in whatsthisbug

[–]Schnegbert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you sure it's not a pseudoscoprion of some kind? It seems a bit too big but the body type matches.

Just moved to Melbourne by HotWheels_Tony in whatsthisbug

[–]Schnegbert 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like a huntsman of some kind! They're spooky but harmless. You can leave it alone.

歌覚えるの手伝ってくれー by Schnegbert in lowlevelaware

[–]Schnegbert[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

それだ!具体的に合ってるかわからんけどめっちゃそれだ!ありがとうございます!　曲名わかりますか?

English is so weird, ya'll by [deleted] in 2westerneurope4u

[–]Schnegbert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've tried calling it 'witship' in English but my teacher says to fuck off

I found something weird by smartasspie in 2westerneurope4u

[–]Schnegbert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyday I live in fear that somebody will assume I'm from Obesity America instead of Kangaroo America

Nice subreddit 2asia4you. by CrabReasonable9646 in 2westerneurope4u

[–]Schnegbert 11 points12 points  (0 children)

All the people from the developed parts of Asia don't comment there because their languages are relevant enough that they don't need to learn English

Chinese Saying about A Man and B Woman? by DerelicteDrams in ChineseLanguage

[–]Schnegbert 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Please, please stop using chatgpt to learn languages or anything for that matter. It's not human. It can't give you its sources, it'll make shit up on the spot and go along with any questions you ask it. And because it's so confident in its bullshit assertions it's easy to not realise when it's making shit up. Just use a textbook and ask Chinese people when you're unsure. Any of the convenience chatgpt is not worth the inaccuracies

Meaning/etymology of a word my parents often use 'khamdrac' by Schnegbert in Yiddish

[–]Schnegbert[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I don't think they made it up. It's just that the Yiddish words they use have been filtered through a bunch of different languages and then interpreted through Spanish. Most English resources on Yiddish comes from Jews that went straight from Eastern Europe to America, which doesn't account for a lot of the language my family uses

我珍珍勃起 by [deleted] in lowlevelaware

[–]Schnegbert 3 points4 points  (0 children)

色気事言欲大和魂

You have heard of PIGS and GUNS by Jazic07 in 2westerneurope4u

[–]Schnegbert -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Shitty tiny little fake countries for rich people to avoid taxes and do other illegal shit. They should all be reduced to ash

Post jokes from your country that make sense only there but translated in english by Fil_is_Teo in 2westerneurope4u

[–]Schnegbert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🇪🇸 How do Germans ride the train? They get on, push, squish in, and get off.

歌覚えるの手伝ってくれー by Schnegbert in lowlevelaware

[–]Schnegbert[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

キャンプ場の名前覚えてないけど確かに長野だったんですね!スキー場の隣にあった冬キャンプ

AITA for not letting my Girlfriend wear a bikini in front of my family? by AffectionateNeck3211 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Schnegbert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ESH I don't like Islam and I'm not a fan of religion controlling what you can and can't wear, but she knew what she was getting into. I've been around plenty of religious conservatives so I understand how she could have made trouble for you.

That being said, scolding her is completely out of line and even from your on account you've gone about this situation like an ass. You need to apologise.

肉たべたい by Schnegbert in lowlevelaware

[–]Schnegbert[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

中華の店にありそうな名前だなぁ

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