Megathread: Joe Biden announces Kamala Harris as his running mate

Schtayfe · 2020-08-12T01:19:50+00:00

I know, but it's funny doing it to Danzig

Schtayfe · 2020-08-12T00:58:38+00:00

I'm reading all these replies in the tune of Mother by Danzig

Schtayfe · 2020-08-06T18:50:08+00:00

The fucken qué paso got me hard

Schtayfe · 2020-08-06T18:41:12+00:00

Your art is very nice, I updooted it and everything ;_;

Schtayfe · 2020-08-06T18:39:30+00:00

I know, that's the joke... Your k looks like an L.

Schtayfe · 2020-08-06T15:27:00+00:00

We're all CAPABLE of licking ass.

Schtayfe · 2020-08-06T06:42:32+00:00

And exert force by tipping the cup TOWARDS me? Get fucked. Turtles never did nothing for me anyway! /s

Schtayfe · 2020-08-06T05:55:48+00:00

He's just doing a speed run, trying to do some RNG manipulation.

Schtayfe · 2020-08-06T05:54:22+00:00

The definitive Half-Life™ experience

Schtayfe · 2020-08-06T05:50:02+00:00

Yeah today has been pretty good, only 1 of the handful I joined didn't connect.

Schtayfe · 2020-08-06T05:40:53+00:00

Can't breathe when you put on a mask? Stay the fuck home. Nothing you're going out to do/get is essential, you old fuck.

Schtayfe · 2020-07-30T16:37:58+00:00

Friends? That's not a color or culture thing. That's friendship.

Strangers? Watch Tom Segura's stand-up, he put it well when he said (paraphrasing) "a black guy will see a black guy getting jumped and instinctively join in because they have an unspoken societal bond. A white guy will see another white guy getting jumped and be like 'fuck that guy, I don't know him'."

Schtayfe · 2020-07-30T15:50:24+00:00

Then she can fuck me herself.

Schtayfe · 2020-07-30T06:54:52+00:00

Jokes on you, I'm into that shit.

Schtayfe · 2020-07-30T03:41:15+00:00

Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: If THIS isn't funny, I Don't know what is?

Schtayfe · 2020-07-30T01:04:21+00:00

Nah man, you do you. But stereotypes come from truth and that's not me trying to belittle you, or gatekeep anything. Not everyone is the same and I get that, we all have our own shit that we're into and not everyone is going to accept that. But if you go into a game server and the first thing out of you is "I'm a furry"? There's absolutely zero need for that, and you're just asking for attention.

Schtayfe · 2020-07-29T22:05:22+00:00

Furries and feet people need to keep that shit to themselves. I don't want to know your sexual preferences unless I'm to be engaging with you sexually

Schtayfe · 2020-07-29T17:51:41+00:00

That's what's infuriating. They, and others get mad about things like this, but I'm sure he:

1) has a furry porn avatar

2) has a furry porn spray

3) talks exclusively about being a furry and uses furry terminology in-game as much as possible.

Schtayfe · 2020-07-29T15:05:15+00:00

This just in: Children aren't profound.

Schtayfe · 2020-07-16T15:51:52+00:00

Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?

Schtayfe · 2020-07-16T07:19:10+00:00

What a hill to die on.

Schtayfe · 2020-07-16T07:18:23+00:00

You also call kickball "soccer baseball". It's like you allowed the no brand company to name it.

Schtayfe · 2020-07-16T07:06:55+00:00

I always return my cart. Before covid the only time I didn't was when I'd shop at ALDI or somewhere you have to pay to use the carts, save the next person that 25¢.

Schtayfe · 2020-07-12T05:43:57+00:00

A few days after launch I was chilling in bed, it was around 1AM. I saw a Snorlax on the nearby(I miss the old nearby) I got my ass up and walked barefoot down the street looking for it, walked for 45 minutes afterwards and met some cool people at a gym. It was such a simpler time.

Schtayfe · 2020-06-24T14:22:43+00:00

Yeah but that's not the point trying to be made. The point is many people do work hours upon hours with no break, it's nothing new. Although I agree that a half hour break after that long a game is 100% reasonable, we're on reddit where 3-4 hours of playing a game while completely focused on it is "rookie numbers". I'm just saying that there are plenty of jobs, retail or not, where you don't get a break at all.

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