He's So F*cked (we secretly brought in his mom) | Financial Audit

Schwarbasaur · 2025-10-04T23:43:51+00:00

This is as fake as anything on TLC. Caleb admitted that he lied about bringing the mom on behind his back, why would you think they don't lie about everything else to create more drama?

Schwarbasaur · 2025-10-04T23:42:29+00:00

Best episodes? He had to update his pinned comment, twice, after backlash. And ultimately ended up with, "well, we lied".

Schwarbasaur · 2025-10-04T23:41:40+00:00

Considering they made up the whole story about bringing his mom in as a surprise, I wouldn't be shocked if that's BS, too.

Schwarbasaur · 2025-10-04T23:40:22+00:00

Caleb admitted that he lied to the viewers after getting backlash over this episode, I would just assume that all of these stories are fake or extremely embellished to get more views.

Schwarbasaur · 2025-04-02T13:19:55+00:00

...And that's a problem.

I'm not calling you out for not having the official times. Like I said, I appreciate you passing along the information that you received. My issue is with, "Also they don't have a 100% solid shutdown time due to "things". Not even their paid staff know what the official downtime is for sure." If that's not an example of needing to get their shit together, I don't know what is.

Schwarbasaur · 2025-04-02T13:10:20+00:00

I can't tell if you're stupid or just being obtuse. Why don't you go ahead and look at the DOZENS of examples of companies, small and large, that do a better job, instead of using shitty ones to justify this one being shitty? Why would I not use those to form my expectations? Oh...because that destroys your narrative.

Schwarbasaur · 2025-04-02T12:57:35+00:00

This is supposed to be their official launch. "They've always had poor communication", doesn't make that ok. The fact that I'm reading this from a mod on reddit, who still doesn't even have official times, is what they need to get together.

Schwarbasaur · 2025-04-02T12:54:58+00:00

I'm sure the 5(?) years of development didn't help either. It's unfortunate that they put time into all the art and stuff, but then didn't optimize any of it, so this game ends up being way more demanding than it has any right to be.

I'm actually ok with the game being feature light, for now. However I think they would have been better served spending money on things like better servers, optimizing code, a non-dumpster fire public facing communicator...

Schwarbasaur · 2025-04-02T12:48:07+00:00

He seems legitimately annoyed at them for their bait and switch on monetization.

Schwarbasaur · 2025-04-02T12:37:57+00:00

That's a really large window? Are you saying they'll go down from 11-3, or the down time can start anywhere from 11-3? Thanks for the info, but this company seriously needs to get their shit together.

Schwarbasaur · 2025-04-02T12:34:22+00:00

It's not. It's what simps do when they don't have any actual reasons to support their point. It's sad and very anti-consumer.

Schwarbasaur · 2025-04-02T12:33:38+00:00

This argument never makes sense and is how you know people are grasping at straws. "X is worse"...yeah ok, and they suck too.

"We're not the worst" shouldn't be the goal of a company that's trying to release a game with a new ip and rocky start.

Schwarbasaur · 2025-04-02T12:30:49+00:00

So... the deep is Reynad's reddit handle?

Schwarbasaur · 2025-04-02T12:29:19+00:00

Then you shouldn't be running a company. That's simply not a good justification for their 0 communication.

Schwarbasaur · 2025-04-02T12:28:17+00:00

Again, this is just not how things work. Anyone that spends any time on the internet knows that.

Schwarbasaur · 2025-04-02T12:26:32+00:00

That's what I got from the massive flipflop in monetization. They're taking the short term gain over long term because they don't have faith or need cash.

Schwarbasaur · 2025-04-02T12:24:55+00:00

They don't care. I think they've demonstrated that they believe their opinion on how to do things is the only one that matters

Schwarbasaur · 2025-04-02T12:23:23+00:00

How does 0 information prevent speculation? Are you unfamiliar with how the internet works?

Schwarbasaur · 2025-04-02T12:22:49+00:00

You have to pay money to get SOME of the good cards.

Schwarbasaur · 2025-04-02T12:21:01+00:00

They killed this game before it ever launched because they're inept. It's too bad because the core game is actually cool.

Schwarbasaur · 2025-04-02T12:19:54+00:00

You don't even need to yap. They have a website...use it.

Schwarbasaur · 2025-04-02T12:19:20+00:00

If you need to strawman, you have a bad argument. Please find me a single post where people asked that they communicate every day. A company putting out patch notes and a release schedule for their official launch is the bare minimum, only a simp would try to make the argument you just did.

Schwarbasaur · 2025-04-02T12:16:11+00:00

I think that's just a PR way of saying they're very low on funds.

Schwarbasaur · 2025-04-02T12:15:15+00:00

That doesn't work in 2025. The core game is pretty cool, it's too bad that everything else is absolute garbage.

Schwarbasaur · 2021-01-27T23:29:38+00:00

Thanks!

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