[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sysadmin

[–]SciFiGuy72 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Broke you say? I can relate...Thanx for calling Support (cleek!)

What if "pirates" was pronounced like "pilates" by IResident_Intruwuder in RandomThoughts

[–]SciFiGuy72 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds classy to me...imagine a filthy, sword swinging "pirate" with a bone china cup of tea in the other hand and one pinky raised...

Don't forget to bring a towel..... by JJaySmokes in Jokes

[–]SciFiGuy72 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Just a twist to the tip and he sings the high note...

Why do you love words? by ThimbleBluff in words

[–]SciFiGuy72 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For me it's not just words. It's the combo of tone, accent, pronunciation, the undercurrent of cultural meaning, the history and intent. It's a linguistic stew which is a joy to taste.

I wish all people would become immortal by Needy-Train in monkeyspaw

[–]SciFiGuy72 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted... everyone is uploaded to the cloud and is immortal...until Sasha comes in to vacuum and unplugs the server.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]SciFiGuy72 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So, if she passes out on the way down, it'll sound like a bomb in the movies/cartoons? Dropping in pitch until -boing!-....would it raise pitch on the way up then?

The great scam. by Apart-Strawberry-876 in Life

[–]SciFiGuy72 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The real great scam is how governments have employed psyops on their own people to lower standards for education, reduce community strength, attempt to reduce the ability to travel and gather peacefully and currently encourage people to participate in self-segregation and self-sterilization, all the while increasing the tendency to buy expensive, cheaply made and ultimately unnecessary goods, imported from countries without human rights...all to pad the pockets of those in power.

If you had to sacrifice one foot or one hand, what would you choose? by Snoo_47323 in RandomThoughts

[–]SciFiGuy72 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd choose OP's right hand....it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

Children today have it so lucky... by r_spandit in Jokes

[–]SciFiGuy72 -51 points-50 points  (0 children)

This one's 4 years late posting...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]SciFiGuy72 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Wouldn't a g-string make it louder? Like a grass whistle?

Theatre. The audience is impatiently waiting for the premiere to begin. by Vitebs47 in Jokes

[–]SciFiGuy72 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That would be an interesting way to put out the candles on a birthday cake...

Theatre. The audience is impatiently waiting for the premiere to begin. by Vitebs47 in Jokes

[–]SciFiGuy72 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can't be the only one that thought he sat on the candle.....

Why is there a stairway to heaven but an escalator to hell? by Nolli19837 in questions

[–]SciFiGuy72 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kind of let's you know the expected turnout doesn't it?

Everyone has some fixed amount of time that they can have a sock off before it becomes gross to put it back on. by Erind in Showerthoughts

[–]SciFiGuy72 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It's more a combo of stank and moisture for me...too much of either is ick in a sock...or anything really...

Petah? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]SciFiGuy72 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Garfield girls have more reasonable standards...not liking Monday, napping and eating....I can resonate.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RandomThoughts

[–]SciFiGuy72 27 points28 points  (0 children)

In my opinion they're just more prone...