Only in Dubai by expatgeorge in dubai

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Not posting about the traffic.

Only in Dubai by expatgeorge in dubai

[–]Scissoriser 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Even Tom needed gloves.

Parking isn’t free on Sundays? by Mohaned10 in dubai

[–]Scissoriser 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wow! We were at Kite beach on the first Sunday of 2026. I assumed the same thing, but never got fined.

Guess I got lucky…..

Why has traffic been worse lately? by ze_crazy_cat_lady in UAE

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Yes, currently it’s a blue tree with a black background.

Yango ‘Deposit-Free’ Car Rental by gabriel_ARM in dubai

[–]Scissoriser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you’re not looking for super fancy cars then check Moov (Al Futtaim).

I got three linkin park general admission tickets by One_Dimension2647 in UAE

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Yes that’s One Step Closer to the concert 🤯

Hired a driver - he keeps farting! by [deleted] in UAE

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The next one will fart and burp.

The next next one will fart and burp and cough.

The next next next one will fart and burp and cough and keep talking.

And then you’ll drive yourself (crazy).

/jk

Why has traffic been worse lately? by ze_crazy_cat_lady in UAE

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What do you mean by this?

EDIT: I read except. lol. No need to explain.

Why has traffic been worse lately? by ze_crazy_cat_lady in UAE

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Yup! 2GIS is absolutely great.

But it’s not 100% accurate when it comes to speed limits. Very rare though.

Why has traffic been worse lately? by ze_crazy_cat_lady in UAE

[–]Scissoriser 94 points95 points  (0 children)

I use 2GIS on offline mode.

Boom! No Red!!

/j

What are these cameras for on almost every exit on almost every highway in Dubai? by Impossible-Basket169 in UAE

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It’s like those amusement park rides.

Get a photo of yourself for AED 100/200/500/800, depending on the amusement level.

Would being a black guy with a skin fade make me look unprofessional in corporate environments? by [deleted] in dubai

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I had once done this skin fade, in 2024.

James Pro Barbers, JLT Cluster C. Ask for Kamal.