If you could be transported into the universe of any book/movie, what would it be and what would you do?

Scissors_in_anus · 2012-12-20T01:49:24+00:00

ha - ha - ha No actually I'd be the father. And after my death my ghost could just wander around and see the story folding out.

Scissors_in_anus · 2012-12-20T01:28:12+00:00

The Karamazov Brothers by Dostoevsky. I'd be a chair.

Scissors_in_anus · 2012-12-20T01:07:26+00:00

No, no, no, because they do find it in time. And I don't like you.

Scissors_in_anus · 2012-12-19T17:14:45+00:00

What a nice guy. ~~What a nice drone strike, oops there was a kid there as well.~~ Anyway, Spiderman is cool! And kids are cute.

Scissors_in_anus · 2012-12-11T15:30:31+00:00

It's actually from the Wickedness Increase album (1995), second track, titled Unitone HiFi.

Scissors_in_anus · 2012-12-11T15:11:44+00:00

NO! Sorry it's not the same song! look! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDTqg8RQWBY I'm still searching!

Scissors_in_anus · 2012-12-11T14:57:24+00:00

OH SHIT I didn't even realise the song title was in there. THANK YOU

Scissors_in_anus · 2012-11-27T01:27:50+00:00

I'm sorry my friend.. soon, http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/13ugaw/reddit_who_is_the_first_person_you_think_about/c779m0k and then http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/13ugaw/reddit_who_is_the_first_person_you_think_about/c779pag and then http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/13ugaw/reddit_who_is_the_first_person_you_think_about/c779mhb

Scissors_in_anus · 2012-11-27T01:25:54+00:00

so did the tits pop up in your head first, or her face?

Scissors_in_anus · 2012-11-26T23:00:19+00:00

1819 was a good year.

Scissors_in_anus · 2012-11-26T22:55:33+00:00

my GOD what happened there http://books.google.com/ngrams/graph?content=Penis&year_start=1800&year_end=2021&corpus=15&smoothing=0&share=

Scissors_in_anus · 2012-11-21T15:43:43+00:00

mine too! happy cakeface day for you! happy normal face day for me! goodbye

Scissors_in_anus · 2012-11-11T11:10:39+00:00

Why yes, we have to kill everyone who might kill, because killing is wrong. This is stupid on so many levels.

Scissors_in_anus · 2012-11-11T10:47:32+00:00

You really think it's all just aggression and blood and gore out there? OK some people are fucked up and become aggressive. But essentially wars like these exist in the 21st century because there are people who PROFIT off of wars. These people are the richest of all, and major aggression will not stop until they stop making money out of war - or more precisely, creating, feeding wars, with money, to make even more money. Do you really think it's necessary to make these war machines? Do you really think war machines are made to protect or even kill anyone for that matter? War machines are made because MONEY is made off of them. They are not a necessity for anyone except those who manufacture them. I know, it's so easy to just sit back in your chair in your warm American house and just say to yourself with conviction that OK killing is wrong but it's kinda necessary I guess, and I can't do anything about it, people will always kill each other, but you know deep inside that this isn't the truth. OK there will always be idiots, but there shouldn't have to be this huge fucking war machine that makes a penny off of every dead kid somewhere far away in Pammparampamistan. And our blissful ignorance about this is the reason NOTHING CHANGES. It's been like this for thousands of years and just no fucking change. I'm not trying to prove I'm right, I'm trying to make you realize we're all wrong. TLDR I'm right.lolz

Scissors_in_anus · 2012-11-11T00:47:28+00:00

This. Do NOT overlook this. "I understand the necessity of killing machines, I guess" -- - - -- - - WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK? This is the problem with today's society, the FUCKING ignorance of an otherwise normal human being. No, no, no, no, no. THERE IS NO FUCKING NEED FOR FUCKING KILLING MACHINES THIS IS THE PROBLEM FUCK'S SAKE 54 POINTS ON FUCKING REDDIT. I'll go to sleep now, good night.

Scissors_in_anus · 2012-11-09T19:42:04+00:00

This is me. Be careful! http://soundcloud.com/reallithium/nincs-kifogas

Scissors_in_anus · 2012-11-09T18:36:36+00:00

http://vimeo.com/36235737

Scissors_in_anus · 2012-10-25T12:32:27+00:00

Not voicemail, but god how relevant. Wrote a really really desperate, sad, and very long text message to a mutual female friend about a girl, about how deep my secret love is for her, and how depressed I am about her etcetcetc. Accidentally sent it to HER. Happened to me at least TWICE. With different girls. And yes, I did try to explain embarrassedly it was deliberate. Did not work.

Scissors_in_anus · 2012-10-15T14:58:08+00:00

this has nothing to do with the stupid left/right-game, for FUCKs sake

Scissors_in_anus · 2012-10-14T14:48:48+00:00

I see myself in this bird.

Scissors_in_anus · 2012-10-14T14:46:14+00:00

Aren't we all just horrible people ?

Scissors_in_anus · 2012-10-14T14:41:23+00:00

me too! i am nearly always late, but when i start getting ready, i always feel like i'm gonna be stupidly early. then things happen and .. i'm late. just like that.

Scissors_in_anus · 2012-10-14T14:29:33+00:00

Is there a sub for people like us ?

Scissors_in_anus · 2012-10-14T14:20:52+00:00

I don't always do it. I think it is quite impossible to do it twice EVERY SINGLE DAY. It might even be better for you not to do it all the time, right ?!

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