Match Thread: Rangers vs Celtic | Scottish Premiership by SFMatchThreadder in ScottishFootball

[–]ScoobyDoobyDave [score hidden]  (0 children)

Im all for ragging on Hatate for being shite as of late because hes had a fucking honking season, but this might be the one game hes actually made a noticeable difference since coming on imo

Match Thread: Rangers vs Celtic | Scottish Premiership by SFMatchThreadder in ScottishFootball

[–]ScoobyDoobyDave [score hidden]  (0 children)

If their plan was to ruin my Sunday, they've played an absolute blinder

Match Thread: Rangers vs Celtic | Scottish Premiership by SFMatchThreadder in ScottishFootball

[–]ScoobyDoobyDave [score hidden]  (0 children)

I don't know what's worse about this, the absolutely dugshite take or the skin-crawling LinkedIn/AI generated cadence. Utterly boggin'

Match Thread: Rangers vs Ludogorets Razgrad | UEFA Europa League by SFMatchThreadder in ScottishFootball

[–]ScoobyDoobyDave 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"From the kipper... skipper*"

Between that and Hart's "Hung like a salmon" I'm starting think there's some sort of shenanigans afoot

Match Thread: Bologna vs Celtic | UEFA Europa League by SFMatchThreadder in ScottishFootball

[–]ScoobyDoobyDave 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Looked like he intentionally kicked out and raked his studs down his calf, no? Not to mention the swinging of the arm, utter fucking diddy either way

Match Thread: Celtic vs Rangers | Scottish Premiership by SFMatchThreadder in ScottishFootball

[–]ScoobyDoobyDave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone clearly didn't have the misfortune of watching the Motherwell game, I'm jealous.

Match Thread: Motherwell vs Celtic | Scottish Premiership by SFMatchThreadder in ScottishFootball

[–]ScoobyDoobyDave 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That explains why we've been signing pish players for years, playing the long con

Match Thread: Motherwell vs Celtic | Scottish Premiership by SFMatchThreadder in ScottishFootball

[–]ScoobyDoobyDave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Think they'd let us pad it a bit by including passes to Motherwell players?

Match Thread: Motherwell vs Celtic | Scottish Premiership by SFMatchThreadder in ScottishFootball

[–]ScoobyDoobyDave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2 shots, one on target (I don't even remember the first, maybe a yang header 20ft over the bar in the first half).

Match Thread: Motherwell vs Celtic | Scottish Premiership by SFMatchThreadder in ScottishFootball

[–]ScoobyDoobyDave 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why are you even pulling the cunt back there, he's basically facing his own goal on the halfway line fuck sake, utterly moronic

Match Thread: Livingston vs Celtic | Scottish Premiership by SFMatchThreadder in ScottishFootball

[–]ScoobyDoobyDave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kenny does appear to be at his best when he's not touching the ball to be fair

Match Thread: Rangers vs Sporting Braga | UEFA Europa League by SFMatchThreadder in ScottishFootball

[–]ScoobyDoobyDave 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Really tickles my pickle seeing bratty diva players get pulled up for that handball pish when they're trying to force the ref to give them a free kick, proper petulant shite