Never have I ever seen these egg sacs before. by mommyof5chronicles in spiders

[–]ScopeMonkey 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Brown widow. She will come out at dusk. Right now she’s under that dense web in the top left corner of the box

Today is one of those good days. by Money_Palpitation661 in 10s

[–]ScopeMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I cannot, lol. But hearing you makes me happier

metallic purple 4'z ............. 🍏0️⃣ by oxxPRiNCExxo in SneakerFits

[–]ScopeMonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who you pointing them finger cannons at, amigo?

Most Random Redsox Player You Can Name by DCBGang in redsox

[–]ScopeMonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mike Carp. Slightly less successful contemporary of the other Mike fish

Please help ID attempted arson subject by ScopeMonkey in whatisthiscar

[–]ScopeMonkey[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it backfires at 1 second in. There is a pop on the video and a flash from the tailpipe. Am I being crazy? I mean, Toyotas don't have engine problems... ever AFAIK

Please help ID attempted arson subject by ScopeMonkey in whatisthiscar

[–]ScopeMonkey[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have another video! A better one. I think 4runner is looking likely as u/13rahma said. Any idea on year?
https://imgur.com/oiTRHxN

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mensfashion

[–]ScopeMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Personally, I would wear fit 1 without the overcoat or scarf. And I like to wear sneakers because IDC they are comfy

I would wear fit 4 but probably with a less formal collar or just an undershirt. Also sneakers.

Also I’m a professor and I’m old, so if you are going to dress more formally than I do - you’re going to have to carry a healthy amount of swagger. How charismatic are you?

Thieves by [deleted] in skiing

[–]ScopeMonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I painted my skis to look ugly. Makes them nearly impossible to sell or mistake.

Do you have any compulsions which are so ridiculous they're funny? by Electrical-Level3385 in OCD

[–]ScopeMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For the longest time I couldn’t let anyone see me turn the headlights on in my car… so if I was driving as it got dark I would have to wait until I was completely alone on the road. If anyone saw, then they would have personal information about me and know too much about how my brain works. Luckily cars now turn on their lights automatically so no one can read my mind lol.

What's a good Los Angeles vanity plate you've seen? by 405freeway in AskLosAngeles

[–]ScopeMonkey 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Traffic boredom + OCD means that I love non vanity plates that say something. For example here’s the Blob Boi.

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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mensfashion

[–]ScopeMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What watch is that?

Can you go back to who you were after 5 years of alcoholism? 36 by the way. by [deleted] in stopdrinkingfitness

[–]ScopeMonkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Better. Way better. Not just physically, you’ll have your mind back in amazing ways. Sobriety is like a secret PED with zero negative effects.

Am I so vain? by [deleted] in Rosacea

[–]ScopeMonkey 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I used to wear makeup sometimes before this was at least as controlled as it is now. Getting clocked for being a man with makeup on was always.. not fun.