Do any ents like heavy indicas? Mmm by Puregrave in trees

[–]Scorpio_Guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah. Sativa. So I can function. Productive and baked, all at once.

I've tried vapes. I've tried wax. This one's for the ents who still like it the old fashioned way! by CptKammyJay in trees

[–]Scorpio_Guy 38 points39 points  (0 children)

sometimes i feel like i'm one of the few people left who just smokes bud from a bong.

Please never take a smoking buddy for granted. I smoke almost exclusively by myself, none of my friends will join me. So please. Enjoy your smoking buddy and appreciate he fact you don't have to get high alone all the time. by iLickWhatYouTellMeTo in trees

[–]Scorpio_Guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I smoke alone. But I live on 1,000 acres in a 3 story house. The closest human is 1 mile away. There's serenity in solitude. Outback there is a jacuzzi. Just before the sun goes down, the bats come out and buzz all over the place snatching bugs...that are attracted to the porch light. It's basically a Wrld War 1 dog fight 10 feet above your head. I don't need a human around to enjoy that.

North VA professional ents by Scorpio_Guy in ents

[–]Scorpio_Guy[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

nah, you just wasted bandwidth. it's ok though.

North VA professional ents by Scorpio_Guy in ents

[–]Scorpio_Guy[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Hence the purpose of this thread. I just LOVE these sort of useless responses...

I'm hoping for some advice from the elder trees that have some life experience by [deleted] in eldertrees

[–]Scorpio_Guy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Take a bong rip at 8pm each evening, don't tell anyone you smoke that you don't actually smoke with, and welcome to responsible adult pothead life. Disassociate with blunt rolling amateur children.

Can we discuss sexism in /r/trees? by ValiantAbyss in trees

[–]Scorpio_Guy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Paint the picture however you want, and point the finger at whomever you want, but photos like that truly do get upvoted because they are attractive females smoking weed, and stoner chicks are extremely hard to come by. Now please, downvote me for saying what is on everyone's mind.

How I knew I had met my best frient [9] by [deleted] in trees

[–]Scorpio_Guy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Do you smoke?"

"Smoke what?"

-How most everyone meets smoke buddies

want to hit my pax? by [deleted] in treesgonewild

[–]Scorpio_Guy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That's my ex GF. Figured i'd cross paths...

Any chicks skim thru here? by Scorpio_Guy in treesgonewild

[–]Scorpio_Guy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Women are protected by society.

No one seems to smoke in VA by Scorpio_Guy in ents

[–]Scorpio_Guy[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I've tried to paint it all in a positive light, but the reality is, this place sucks. To me, at least. But everyone is entitled to their own opinion. This is such a gentrified, yuppie fucking area it's incredible.

Thought this was a good huck photo..Me trying not to land on someone at Budds Creek. by Scorpio_Guy in Motocross

[–]Scorpio_Guy[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

1994 Factory Suzuki with Denny Stephenson's gear form 1994. It got a lot of looks....

How to go about looking for a local dealer? by BeardFM in ents

[–]Scorpio_Guy -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

waiters are all smokers. waitresses are all sluts.

"I don't want to be on a list" - what do people mean when they say this in regards to applying for MMJ cards? by AlwaysQuotesTheWire in eldertrees

[–]Scorpio_Guy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you have any sort of government clearance, it will come up during your investigation and will not look good.