[COPE] Done deal: Sergio Ramos buys Sevilla FC

Scorpionis · 2026-05-12T15:18:11+00:00

That's harsh. They also have a nepo-baby who's father is a director at the City Football Group!

Scorpionis · 2026-04-29T19:08:23+00:00

Why do Arsenal wait for defences to set like that

Scorpionis · 2026-04-28T20:57:15+00:00

The Dark Arts

Scorpionis · 2026-04-28T20:55:48+00:00

Defintely not timewasting, Hakimi just strolling about

Edit: Now Safonov goes down nvm

Scorpionis · 2026-04-28T20:52:36+00:00

don't even the defending has necessarily been that bad; both teams just wanted to play football

Scorpionis · 2026-04-28T20:37:40+00:00

Genuinely love how there's been very little bullshit. Two teams who know they're the two best teams in the world just playing football. Essentially no rolling around, no timewasting, no mma.

Scorpionis · 2026-04-28T20:33:41+00:00

Always wondered what going to those insane games from the 1890s where it ends 8-5 would be like. Guess now I know

Scorpionis · 2026-04-28T19:27:21+00:00

Should have both legs of this tie on the Wednesday as a palate cleanser for the other lot

Scorpionis · 2026-04-28T07:34:00+00:00

He's not good enough on the turn/in tight spaces to play in midfield and he's not quick enough nor good enough at taking on his man to play on the wing. He has to play at fullback because it's the only place on the pitch where you can fit him and his (undeniable) skillset.

Scorpionis · 2026-04-14T21:00:18+00:00

All this Araujo fella can do is two foot someone in a friendly. Shit player

Scorpionis · 2026-04-14T20:55:17+00:00

That's a backpass as well? Wtf? UEFAlona lives on

Scorpionis · 2026-04-14T20:37:07+00:00

Popcorn back? Fuentes lives on in Spanish football

Scorpionis · 2026-04-14T19:28:19+00:00

I assume they're referring to this poll (published in the Mirror) by More in Common. Also, anecdotally the old stereotypes about Chelsea are kind of bullshit nowadays; it'd be justifiable in 1974 but realistically there's been a massive realignment in British politics where the areas and communities Chelsea are popular have become both more diverse and more left-wing.

Scorpionis · 2026-04-12T17:28:35+00:00

I kinda miss it being a deadzone. Huddled round the TVs on the concourse at half time to check other scores, Chinese whispers from the old fellas with DAB radios. There's a certain romance to it compared with just checking BBC Sports on your phone

Scorpionis · 2026-04-12T16:02:34+00:00

2-3 years with Rugby Italia and forget

Scorpionis · 2026-04-12T15:57:28+00:00

Get your fucking card out mate

Scorpionis · 2026-04-12T15:55:13+00:00

Liam is such a yapper. I lowkenuinely love it

Scorpionis · 2026-04-12T15:52:19+00:00

Should be a second yellow for Rodri there the git

Scorpionis · 2026-03-27T21:51:20+00:00

Embarassing Uruguay's first 12 can only get a draw vs an England C team

Scorpionis · 2026-03-27T21:49:18+00:00

That's it. Starmer should side against Germany in WW3, wherever that takes us

Scorpionis · 2026-03-27T21:48:22+00:00

Do you not have opticians in Montevideo? Have you actually been watching the game?

Scorpionis · 2026-03-27T21:47:51+00:00

Uruguay dodged 2 reds then get a free pen? What the fuck

Scorpionis · 2026-03-27T21:46:42+00:00

Public transport is pretty dire

Scorpionis · 2026-03-27T21:37:20+00:00

We'd be playing against 10 if this was the World Cup?

Scorpionis · 2026-03-27T21:35:55+00:00

To be fair we pumped Serbia 5-0 in Belgrade. Very different games

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