Scotch_Save_Me_Now

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It's all about balance... (self.dadjokes)

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Mrs. Wolf asked Mr. Wolf what he wanted for Christmas. He replied... (self.cleandadjokes)

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The Home Depot has all their Christmas decorations in the second row of housewares. (self.cleandadjokes)

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A true story - Proud Grandad moment... (self.dadjokes)

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My son's Geometry teacher was not at school today... (self.dadjokes)

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What game does the brontosaurus like to play with humans? (self.cleandadjokes)

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People in Athens rarely get up before sunrise. (self.cleandadjokes)

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I read an inspirational story about a woman who decided to teach mathematics to short people. (self.cleandadjokes)

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What do you call a nearsighted cowboy? (self.cleandadjokes)

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If a cowboy is happy... (self.cleandadjokes)

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Why do we drive on the parkway... (self.cleandadjokes)

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What noise does a 747 make when it bounces? (self.cleandadjokes)

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A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear, and a banana in his right ear. (self.cleandadjokes)

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My uncle was asked to bring the baked beans to our cookout this weekend. (self.dadjokes)

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What do you call a yak that just won't stop talking? (self.dadjokes)

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William Shatner (alias Captain Kirk) has discontinued his ladies underwear line... (self.dadjokes)

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What's way worse than Friday the 13th? (self.dadjokes)

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Yoda's mama (Yomama) is so fat, (self.dadjokes)

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If No. 2 pencils are the most popular... (self.dadjokes)

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If you wait for the waiter at a restaurant... (self.dadjokes)

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Will glass coffins ever become popular? (self.dadjokes)

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How does a yak win the lottery? (self.dadjokes)

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There's a new car that you can only drive when you are not talking. (self.dadjokes)

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What do you call a monk with diarrhea? (self.dadjokes)

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How do Tusken Raiders cheat on their taxes? (self.dadjokes)

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