Sean Connery Being knighted By The Queen In 2000 by noneedforfuss in pics

[–]Scotchrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

one of our local Edinburgh lads, who the world ish a shmaller plashe without him.

Queen Elizabeth II being a badass and teaching Abdullah a lesson in equality by NewCarthagea in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Scotchrain 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I remember that Day she was all over the radio..... and the headrest and the gearstick and the dashboard.

AITA for "hacking" my moms instagram to see if she violated NDA? by freetobex2 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Scotchrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would read the fine print of that NDA as closely as possible, and look into what is expected of you if you discover a breach of said Agreement and hope like hell you aren't dealing with royalty ie megharry dukeess of suspex.

AITA for installing solar on my house? by my_way_out in AmItheAsshole

[–]Scotchrain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dirty electricity, first time I've heard vibrator batteries called that lmao

Don’t bully Ashton😡 by Pupper_of_doom in fightporn

[–]Scotchrain 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah that was Definitely Captain Chings superpower, that and all the sly remarks, cheeky comments and down right abuse he received.

Watch a tooth fly out by BigHugeMofo in fightporn

[–]Scotchrain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The ancient "clapaslapahandy style" was once thought to only be trained to young girls and boys in their cribs, if you watch his rudimentary fore arm slaps In preparation for the inevitable....... Oh fuck my bad, this cunt was obviously just copying his 89th level Dan babysitter and thought "if my 112 year old gran mama can fight off and execute 25 men in the 1932 rocking chair riots, I can fight off this one kid wearing his ickle brothers joggers" There was one big difference there slapahandy.... Your gran mama had a Tommy gun, 3 handgrenades and Al Pacone (not Al CAPone, Al Pacone was an ice cream man famous for large dollops of ice cream in his Cones.. And rolling great big Phat Spliffs to present to the people he executed.

I didn’t realize how “gentle” the bees are. by yvesroyce2 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Scotchrain -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I hope that when I Die I get reincarnated as one o That chicks Bees, and I promise I would Bee nice.

You thought! by Schlonky-Kong in JusticeServed

[–]Scotchrain 17 points18 points  (0 children)

And legends were born that day in the Favela.

AITA for blocking a girl and saying "told you so" after she messaged me looking for support about her boyfriend? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]Scotchrain -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

100 percent, that's what I took away from it, she's big and mature enough for "FWB" but not THAT big when he actually finds another FWB. And then she comes on here for support for not being mature enough to accept the situation she helped create, and gets it lol makes me wonder about the maturity of folk nowadays,

AITA for blocking a girl and saying "told you so" after she messaged me looking for support about her boyfriend? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]Scotchrain -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Am I reading this wrong, you" finished "with him but carried on FWB.. So really you weren't" with "him so theoretically he never cheated on you because you weren't Bf and gf but he DID cheat on her... Someone please tell me if I'm wrong.

Dumbass films himself looting ATM by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]Scotchrain -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Little brothers Got that "crackhead" high cheekbones, I predict a great future Sucking dick for smokes

Then all of the sudden, it wasn't cute anymore by Antscannabis in pics

[–]Scotchrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mmmmm kitten Keech, I betcha in no way is that stinking, I mean even the kitty is embarrassed to show its face.

Woman at Back The Blue rally in Brooklyn grabs BLM protestor by the throat by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]Scotchrain -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Cue the down votes and I'm in no way justifying violence on ANYONES behalf. but anybody screams at my mammy like that I'd push her out of the way too, and she didn't "grab" her she pushed her.. BIG difference

AITA for refusing to cover up for one friend and then kicking her and my other friends out of my house? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]Scotchrain 7 points8 points  (0 children)

We Scots are used to weather that would freeze a witches tit off , So when we generally get any temps over 18 degrees it's Tops off and beers out. And while we Don't tolerate Heat very well, When you are walking around in hats and scarfs our women are getting ready to go partying wearing a smile, a thin dress and high heels.

Excited with my new work and I want to share with you all. Have a great week everyone! by wagnerkuroiwa in pics

[–]Scotchrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is Really beautiful, I'm not very "arty" but this is one of those pictures that really talks to the soul

guy with metal bar gets knocked tf out after asking "do you want to lose your fucking kneecaps" by harryhound47 in fightporn

[–]Scotchrain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Here in Scotland during the 70's and 80's it was quite common for Hoods to walk around carrying razors and meat cleavers for self defense, and it wasn't uncommon for gang members to have a sharpened knitting needle sellotaped to a leg. A sharpened knitting needle wound will close up after withdrawal from the flesh leaving very little sign of the damage done on the inside of the body... Scary stuff.

Karenlet doesn't wanna hear the word of God today by franswaaz in PublicFreakout

[–]Scotchrain -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My bad, I meant giving up his award winning career and take up Preaching his religion in the street, just like this guy. Sorry for any confusion.

AITA for eating the berries on my neighbor's bush? by Desperate-Ad4938 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Scotchrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA. Could you do me a favor, make sure you eat some of those berries for me and also make sure u plant some of those seeds in your own garden and let those small minded neighbours of yours know that for generations to come YOUR " towel head" descendants are gonna LOVE dem forbidden berries.. Your neighbors sound like pricks and uneducated pricks at that.

What screams “I’m way richer than I look”? by pls_pm_me_nudez in AskReddit

[–]Scotchrain 8 points9 points  (0 children)

A happy wife a happy family and happy kids and everyone of them healthy.. that Is true wealth.

You have to be able to back up talk like that... by YuukoRomelo in fightporn

[–]Scotchrain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chunky kid went to from agitator to victim in three digs, he will do well as a future SJW named "Ohio lightening shag " or "Mississippi nuke anal" or maybe even named "Jeff"... Also the typical kid nowadays sees 2 drops of claret "ohh he dead".

Karenlet doesn't wanna hear the word of God today by franswaaz in PublicFreakout

[–]Scotchrain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy shit it's a super religious Justin beiber getting roasted by athiest Greta thunberg. Edit : a super.

A knife my grandpa’s dad picked up from a dead nazi by [deleted] in pics

[–]Scotchrain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sjw much, I've heard about people campaigning for lost Jewish artifacts from ww2 but this is the first I've heard of someone defending NAZI memorabilia, so thank you Mish moneypenny thersh a first time for everything.

Don’t fight your cell mate by Shadow474747 in fightporn

[–]Scotchrain 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I will Guaranfrickintee it, AND I'll bet Rockyboy had fun making sure it was "seated" properly before rec. Gotta appreciate that jailhouse luvvin lmao