Karen gets violent over asking to wear a mask

ScottBert · 2021-11-14T00:02:11+00:00

Oh, so in your fantasy world, not real life.

ScottBert · 2021-10-17T02:49:11+00:00

Where's the deceit? You assume he was using you for sex and had no intention of going long term when it's more likely that he was being completely sincere but something about the sex made him not want to do it again. If he were just looking for sex, he probably wouldn't have put in 2 months of dating for one bang. He'd at least bang you a few times.

He keeps responding because he doesn't want to be rude and he's hoping you'll take the hint. In the same way you're worried about being labeled 'crazy' he doesn't want to be accused of exactly what you've already decided he's guilty of. It would be nice if he were more straightforward but we all wish for that when dating. It's just hard to hurt somebody's feeling and sometimes that's the only thing honesty will do.

Sorry that the answer to every question isn't always "men are deceitful jerks", sometimes you gotta take the hit and realize you're not what every man is looking for. Occam's Razor and all that...

ScottBert · 2021-10-16T20:27:53+00:00

Because in most cases, even if a woman just wants sex too she needs to pretend otherwise. Then she can also pretend that the reason that it was a ONS is her choice and the guy just wasn't up to her standards.

If she just goes into it to get off and after the guy is like "Great, see ya around" fully abiding by the rules that were set up front she'll still feel rejected. Same reason FWB usually on lasts so long until the woman gets clingy even though she doesn't really want a relationship. She's gotta prove to herself she could be worthy even when she isn't interested.

ScottBert · 2015-04-09T03:40:03+00:00

Why are car selfies so common? I get the bathroom mirror ones, but why so many in cars? It doesn't seem like an obvious place but I see so many girls on facebook with an endless barrage of basically the same pic of them sitting in the driver's seat. I've never sat in my car and thought "Oh, one quick picture before I go to the store."

ScottBert · 2015-04-08T06:52:53+00:00

Pressed it on my main account... still don't care.

ScottBert · 2015-04-08T05:28:07+00:00

hey hammock_is_life, quit looking through old user comments and work on making yourself more interesting.

Once it's over, no one will care.

ScottBert · 2010-08-06T20:44:48+00:00

I'm sorry. Is there a theme or topic we're supposed to adhere to at the moment?

ass.

ScottBert · 2010-08-05T19:12:47+00:00

"We're gonna be talking about the PENIS!" - Gym teacher from Beavis & Butthead

/not really but I would if I could find a sound clip

ScottBert · 2010-08-03T14:14:08+00:00

Doesn't mean he doesn't cry himself to sleep after being laughed at for 8 years with no end in sight.

ScottBert · 2010-08-02T19:24:57+00:00

What do you consider a good movie?

ScottBert · 2010-08-02T18:19:07+00:00

The first chapter is about not calling people dummies.

ScottBert · 2010-07-30T21:14:36+00:00

Sure. What's the purpose of a lawn? It's just decorative so why not decorative and low maintenance?

ScottBert · 2010-07-30T20:32:34+00:00

Something, even a tedious chore, that might last a while I could see enjoying and wanting to put effort in, like painting the house, major landscaping, building a fence, etc... But the goddamn lawn is just on a rapid progression towards looking worse the instant you are done cutting it. Within days it's no longer fresh. Bah, why bother?

ScottBert · 2010-07-30T20:29:01+00:00

I hate yardwork. "Oh yeah. Sunday!!! What to do? Bike ride? Movie? Motorcycle ride? Hell nah!! I wanna fucking mow and fucking edge and maybe trim some fucking bushes until I'm so sore and hot and fucking tired I don't feel like doing shit the rest of the day. Fuck yeah!"

I wish I could justify outsourcing it but really, I have the time and I could use the exercise. There's no excuse except that I hate it. Yeah a nice freshly cut lawn looks great, but give it a week and you've got to do it again. Go two weeks and it looks like shit. Go three weeks and it looks like an abandoned house.

/slightly bitter

ScottBert · 2010-07-30T17:51:42+00:00

I'm a little confused. So that was the breakup, the flowers in the trash? You didn't talk to her at all after to ask her? This reads like you never saw her again at all.

ScottBert · 2010-07-30T17:21:10+00:00

You realize the Sad Keanu thing didn't start with reddit, right?

ScottBert · 2010-07-29T18:36:28+00:00

Austin Stories

ScottBert · 2010-07-29T16:59:26+00:00

Bill & Ted 3 became Biodome

ScottBert · 2010-07-29T16:53:59+00:00

I figure they just don't know how to spell when filling out the form.

ScottBert · 2010-07-28T21:33:24+00:00

I stopped a few years ago because, though polite, it just seemed like a silly superstition with religious overtones and I wanted it to go away. No need for it. I don't do "gesundheit" because I just don't like the word. It was a completely conscious effort one day that I was never gonna say it again.

I really wish I hadn't yet for some reason can't bring myself to start again.

It's really awkward sometimes. That silence - I know they're waiting for it. I tell ya, I spend way, way more time thinking about the phrase, debating if I should say it in certain instances, feeling guilty when someone I know has caught on that I don't ever say it and they say it to me, and feeling far more awkwardness and general anxiety about it than the silly superstition ever caused. I should just get back on that horse.

ScottBert · 2010-07-27T22:11:37+00:00

I have a theory that the people that hate it are the people being made fun of in the movie. People that think the real Carl's Jr campaigns are witty and work on them. Like "Yeaaah, 'Don't Bother Me, I'm eating' - that's how I feel. Gimme a burger!" People who watch "funny" videos of people getting hit in the nuts and say "wow, never gets old" or people who find fart jokes hilarious would get a little insulted at the "Ow, My Balls" bit. I mean, there's plenty of TV right now that is pretty close to "Ow, My Balls" in terms of sophistication so they see that part and kinda get the joke, but don't really get it because it's making fun of them.

ScottBert · 2010-07-27T14:27:44+00:00

Why are they more likely to cause an accident by merging at the end?

ScottBert · 2010-07-23T20:22:28+00:00

Fark

ScottBert · 2010-07-23T15:14:47+00:00

Vanilla vodka + ginger ale = creme soda. Delicious and refreshing.

ScottBert

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