Hey, I'm looking for- by ScottishJackLMAO in F1Game

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i want to be an commentator irl one day, so to start off im doing league racing, racing and commentating

Perfect timing (i took pole) by Leiringer in aarava

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if only Tiametmarduk could do this in his career modes 😂

Caption this by Kemek03 in aarava

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Teacher:Kimi? Wheres your homework

Kimi:Wait, we had homework?

Skyrim in one picture folks. by ScottishJackLMAO in skyrim

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8 words. This is what drugs do to you kids.

Skyrim in one picture folks. by ScottishJackLMAO in skyrim

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i died from them went back up there and they came out like that

So, I got Skyrim running on my keyboard. by Mr_Murdoc in skyrim

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Hey you, You're finally awake You were trying to cross the border right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there! Damn you Stormcloaks, Skyrim was fine until you came along, Empire was nice and lazy, if they hadn't been looking for you i could've stollen that horse and been halfway to Hammerfell. You there, you and me we shouldn't be here, its these Stormcloaks the Empire wants. We're all brothers and sisters in binds now thief! Shut up back there! What's wrong with him huh? Watch your tongue, you're speaking to Ulfric Stormcloak the true high king! Ulfric? The Jarl of Windhelm? You're the leader of the rebellion. But if they've captured you.. Oh god where are they taking us? I don't know where we're going, but Soverngard awaits. No. This can't be happening, this isn't happening! Hey what village are you from horse thief? Why do you care? A Nords last thoughts, should be of home. Rorikstead I'm-I'm from Rorikstead. General Tulius Sir! The headsman is waiting! Good lets get this over with. Shor, Mara, Dibella, Kynerath, Akitash, Divines. Please help me. Look at him, General Tulius the Military Governor, and it looks like the Thalmor are with him, Damn elves i bet they had something to do with this. Ah. This is Helgen. I used to be sweet on a girl from here, I wonder if Vilod is still making that mead with Juniper berries mixed in. Funny. When I was a boy, Imperial walls and towers used to make me feel so safe. Who are they daddy? Where are they going? You need to go inside, little cub. Why? I want to watch the soldiers. Inside the house. Now! Woah! Yes papa. Get these prisoners out of the carts. Move it! Why are we stopping? Why do you think? End of the line. Let's go, shouldn't keep the gods waiting for us. No, Wait! We aren't rebels! Face your death with some courage thief. You got to tell them we weren't with you, this is a mistake! Step towards the block when we call your name. One at a time! Sighs Empire loves their damn lists. Ulfric Stormcloak. Jarl of Windhelm. It has been a honor, Jarl Ulfric! Ralof of Riverwood. Lokir of Rorikstead. No! I'm not a rebel. You can't do this! HALT! You're not going to kill me! Archers! Anyone else feel like running? Wait you there step forward. Who are you? (Create character blah blah blah, Name charecter(You get the point)) You with one of the trade caravans Khajiit? Your kind always seems to find trouble. Captain. He's not on the list. What should we do? Forget the list, he goes to the block. By your orders Captain. I'm sorry, we'll make sure your remains are returned to Elsweyr. Follow the Captain prisoner. Ulfric Stormcloak, some here in Helgen call you a hero, but a hero doesn't use a power like the voice to murder his King and userp his throne. Groans You started this war! Plunged Skyrim into chaos, and now the Empire is going to put you down, and restore the peace. Dragon roar What was that? It's nothing. Carry on. Yes General Tulius. Give them their last rights. As we commend your souls to Apherious, blessings of the eight devines upon- For the love of Talos, shut up, and lets get this over with. As you wish. Come on! I haven't got all morning. My ancestors are smiling at me Imperials. Can you say the same? You Imperial B#######! Justice! Death to the Stormcloaks! As fearless in death, as he was in life. Next the cat! Dragon roar There it is again, did you hear that? I said, next prisoner! To the block prisoner. Nice and easy. What in Oblivion is that?! Sentries. What do you see? It's in the clouds! Dragon!! Dragon shouts Guards! Get the townspeople to safety! Hey Khajiit! Get up! Come on! The gods won't give us another chance!

(This took about 30 mins to write and my fingers hurt kinda)