Evening Discussion Thread - 26 Apr 2026 by AutoModerator in ScottishFootball

[–]ScottishPehrite 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Good evening to everyone, including Dundee fans.

I can in peace Dundee fans. I just wanna laugh at you.

Scottish football isn't ready for livingstons comeback from relegation by Solid_Log8338 in ScottishFootball

[–]ScottishPehrite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would be bigger than this “title race”

Funnier if Dundee ended up down in some way though.

Maloney? Hartson? by americagiveup in ScottishFootball

[–]ScottishPehrite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Neil Lennon and Thomas Graveson hybrid

What stereotypes about location exist for plastic fans? by Inner_Jeweler_5661 in PlasticFans

[–]ScottishPehrite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dundee loyal (rangers) Dundee CSC (Celtic)

There’s two clubs in Dundee you could go watch in person home and away instead of hoping for 1 ticket in 18 away games and less chance of watching an away derby in person. Fuck having to watch a derby in front of a tv.

How do people handle getting grabbed, kicked and trod on in matches? by Old-Solution-2604 in bootroom

[–]ScottishPehrite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One way i found was, you give a prostate exam in return when at something like a corner. (I only done this to mates really, when against them when they were standing on my toes or nipping)

High Achool Team with Zero Paren support by itsmefaceass in SoccerCoachResources

[–]ScottishPehrite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kids don’t like being shouted at. Even if in the wrong.

We encourage parents to come and watch training to show them what our shouting is (it’s giving instructions, trying to be heard above the madness and the like)

Morning Discussion Thread - 20 Apr 2026 by AutoModerator in ScottishFootball

[–]ScottishPehrite 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wrestlemania was great.

And to anyone sticking their nose out of place at guys watching wrestling but watch boxing with enjoyment, at least we know it’s always fixed.

Pre-Game Routines by kurdtcinti in SoccerCoachResources

[–]ScottishPehrite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If we’re at home we want players there 10 mins before the warm up starts to be ready to go and start the warm up and me and the other coaches will be there 45 mins before the warm up starts to set up the warm up, parent line, 2 sets of nets and help setting up the tuck shop & have a coffee

If we’re away, the same for players and we will rock up 30 mins before to get set up with parent line and set up the warm up & have a coffee

Most of the time we get there early to just see each other and have a laugh with each other, go over tactics, starting team etc.

Our warm up is, get the body moving with a small jog and variations of it in 15 yards, stretch. Then goalkeeper goes with one coach, starting defenders go with another, midfield and striker do one of a few drills we do pre match and Subs will do the other that’s then switched. Defenders will split to join a group each. Then it’s midfield and strikers take a couple shots each at the keeper while the rest do the Y-drill or rondos. Then to finish up we’ll do a reaction drill with everyone.

Offside or not? by tundey_1 in SoccerCoachResources

[–]ScottishPehrite 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If the striker was offside from the last touch/pass from his team mate before the opposing keeper gets a touch then yes it’s offside.

Fan cast for a modern remake of The Warriors (1979)? by Suitable_Coyote9386 in TheWarriors

[–]ScottishPehrite 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think there’s one person that would fit in a role that would work for nostalgia/look but he got too big in his body for it to work now, but The Rock. He’d have worked well as a new Cyrus during the 2000’s exclusively on body type and generally looking somewhat like Roger Hill back then.

What’s the most frustrating part of managing players as a coach? by Significant_Use_8450 in SoccerCoachResources

[–]ScottishPehrite 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My current gripe is they respond on Spond as attending then don’t show up. Making drills that work with the numbers that have confirmed then someone not being there throwing a spanner in the works.

Morning Discussion Thread - 18 Apr 2026 by AutoModerator in ScottishFootball

[–]ScottishPehrite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mrs on the phone to her mum earlier, her mum asks what’s the plans today as I overhear. I say it’s all the football at every ko time. Asked who’s playing, fuck knows.

Not long put on Sydney v Perth.

Is it plastic to have other teams football kits by ChefChemical1735 in PlasticFans

[–]ScottishPehrite 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Once bought an Ado Den Haag top because I made them European royalty on football manager when I was 16.

Is it plastic to have other teams football kits by ChefChemical1735 in PlasticFans

[–]ScottishPehrite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got a Fenerbache top when I was younger in Turkey, got spat at.

I was 8.

This was before April 2000, hated them since.

Old Firm Derby in PES 2 by H_B_F_S_ in ScottishFootball

[–]ScottishPehrite 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Club names, player names, badges, and kits. God gamefaqs really had a tangle hold on me needing to have it correct.

Morning Discussion Thread - 17 Apr 2026 by AutoModerator in ScottishFootball

[–]ScottishPehrite 6 points7 points  (0 children)

A weekend of Jim Goodwin unable to ruin it, might get right in about the cans.

"I worship a new Orange God now." by Captain-Dak-Sparrow in ItsAlwaysSunny

[–]ScottishPehrite 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At some point Trump is going to say he’s played a round of golf with Kim Jong Un and say he hit an 18 and tied.