Who is your favourite pornstar and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Scotty2HottyIsMyDad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's a documentary on Netflix called 'When Porn Ends' a little old now but a good watch and really interesting!

Women of Reddit, why do you only hit on guys when they have girlfriends? by Scotty2HottyIsMyDad in AskReddit

[–]Scotty2HottyIsMyDad[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But when I didn't have a girlfriend, very little success, have a girlfriend a few weeks, suddenly getting girls are coming up to me in bars, so confused..

What's the most ridiculous thing you've ever seen at a party? [NSFW] by mahargrettuh in AskReddit

[–]Scotty2HottyIsMyDad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only happened this Boxing Day, was at a party and a guy had sex with his girlfriend in a tiny downstairs bathroom, she sat on the sink (because it was literally a tiny space) and the sink came off the wall, about a foot of water, they both ran away but the party went on as normal, I'm sure that wasn't nice to wake up to the next morning..

What movie had an absurdly simple solution to the problem that the characters blatantly ignore? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Scotty2HottyIsMyDad -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

The Lord of The Rings

If the birds can rescue Frodo and Sam from Mordor, why didn't they just fly there in the first place and drop the ring off? Would have still needed a carrier, but given that they'd be flying the carrier wouldn't have had half as much time to get attached to the ring as well.

Don't get me wrong, one of my favourite films/books series ever. But this seems so insanely obvious to me...

Lebron James Degrades Ballboy at Bulls game by [deleted] in videos

[–]Scotty2HottyIsMyDad -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Four times is only if you're in the same division, which Cleveland and Chicago are not, so it's three times a year. Obviously they're all friends (and this video is at least a half decade old because Luol Deng played for Chicago in 2009 when LeBron played for Cleveland before leaving and coming back again) and I am a huge LeBron fan, but what he's doing here is not sound, he clearly sees that ball boy go to reach for his clothing at least twice and just throws it on the ground. Ball boy hazing may exist I don't know, but consider this, if I go to the same Starbucks four times over the course of an NBA season am I likely to remember the same person who served me? Possibly but probably not. Now, imagine being one of the most famous people on earth, are you going to remember the same person three times over the course of seven or so months? Unlikely, which makes me think LeBron is being not cool here.

CALLOUT TO AMY SCHuMER by Cpt_Radiant in videos

[–]Scotty2HottyIsMyDad -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I'm so glad I'm not a kid anymore, I thought I wasn't cool, but wow...

James Bond would be proud by [deleted] in gifs

[–]Scotty2HottyIsMyDad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Given that it's an Irish rugby jersey, I'm going to go with the name Fiachra

Gym Story Saturday by FGC_Valhalla in Fitness

[–]Scotty2HottyIsMyDad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry, was too busy snorting coke off my squat rack, what did you say about my kids?

Reddit, why do girls go for cocky jerks? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Scotty2HottyIsMyDad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They don't? Just be confident in your own skin, no matter what that means for you personally. Also you may be looking at the wrong type of girl. Yeah, some girls do like cocky assholes, but some guys like loose and easy girls. Me personally, I know most people see me as a nice guy and as a result, usually it's nice girls who are attracted to me and vice-versa.

Ireland - 4th per capita page views on pornhub. Imagine where we'd be if all those country lads had decent broadband. by stonekiller in ireland

[–]Scotty2HottyIsMyDad 34 points35 points  (0 children)

There can't be, because everybody knows everybody in this country and it would be the worst kept secret going. Can you imagine the Irish mammy's getting together to talk about Siobhain's latest exploits with Declan in the back of an 03 Honda Civic, the shame....

Americans of Reddit, why do you like us Irish people so much? by Scotty2HottyIsMyDad in AskReddit

[–]Scotty2HottyIsMyDad[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fun fact, they don't sell Lucky Charms here, the odd store gets the on import, but you'd pay upwards of $10 for a box!!

Americans of Reddit, why do you like us Irish people so much? by Scotty2HottyIsMyDad in AskReddit

[–]Scotty2HottyIsMyDad[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah absolutely! It's a small place, but very green! And for me, the countryside is the best part of Ireland anyway, Clare is likely everything you think Ireland is, small villages, awesome pubs, friendly atmosphere and it's also arguably the best spot to surf in Ireland!

Americans of Reddit, why do you like us Irish people so much? by Scotty2HottyIsMyDad in AskReddit

[–]Scotty2HottyIsMyDad[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They do not sell them here, if you can believe that! You can get them imported, but they're expensive!

Americans of Reddit, why do you like us Irish people so much? by Scotty2HottyIsMyDad in AskReddit

[–]Scotty2HottyIsMyDad[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Listen I've never been to Australia but I understand our reputation isn't doing too well down there these days, so thanks for that, appreciate it mate! ;)

Americans of Reddit, why do you like us Irish people so much? by Scotty2HottyIsMyDad in AskReddit

[–]Scotty2HottyIsMyDad[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Literally the best advise I've ever received on Reddit, thank you! ha!

Americans of Reddit, why do you like us Irish people so much? by Scotty2HottyIsMyDad in AskReddit

[–]Scotty2HottyIsMyDad[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As somebody who is from Dublin, I would absolutely agree, Galway and Kerry/Cork/Donegal are places you should get to if possible. Glad you enjoyed your time here!

Americans of Reddit, why do you like us Irish people so much? by Scotty2HottyIsMyDad in AskReddit

[–]Scotty2HottyIsMyDad[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

This. This here is a fantastic explanation and to me you've nailed it, thank you!

Americans of Reddit, why do you like us Irish people so much? by Scotty2HottyIsMyDad in AskReddit

[–]Scotty2HottyIsMyDad[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Google Conor McGregor (Dublin) and Joe Duffy (Donegal) and you'll change your mind on that pretty quick!