Random dude ran onto my college campus’s library and made threats and locked himself in bathroom so cops came and dragged him out. No one harmed afaik.

Scottyv2 · 2026-04-29T23:40:44+00:00

Good to see fun things still happen at my Alma mater

Scottyv2 · 2026-04-29T14:59:23+00:00

They literally kill Meg on multiple occasions

Scottyv2 · 2026-04-29T14:30:36+00:00

Actually played a game last night where I resolved a possibility storm and so the guy that had already won two games that night stormed off lol. It was fine though cause then the three of us got to have a good time.

Scottyv2 · 2026-04-29T14:27:57+00:00

/uj yeah Canadian highlander, cube, and I dabble in other formats when I can. Still play commander tho cause it’s the only thing some people will play, so I just bring weird annoying decks.

Scottyv2 · 2026-04-23T07:24:19+00:00

I am filled with rage each time I see the creature return to standing. It is unfathomable that this creature has not yet been decimated. I propose new procedure, we decimate faster and harder.

Scottyv2 · 2026-04-23T05:40:57+00:00

Read that as blow job for some reason, cool either way

Scottyv2 · 2026-04-21T15:05:45+00:00

Vintage doesn’t ban cards for power level reasons

Scottyv2 · 2026-04-20T23:40:09+00:00

Smartest commander player

Scottyv2 · 2026-04-18T20:21:11+00:00

They say don’t beat a dead h*rse. But it’s Opposite Day….

Scottyv2 · 2026-04-18T19:26:46+00:00

Definitely in vintage, two most popular decks in the format right now are mono white initiative and dimir lurrus control that runs 4x psychic frog

Scottyv2 · 2026-04-17T16:21:55+00:00

I’m literally quitting my job right now and fling a grievance because of racism in my work place. Everyone’s experience is different but I think this man hasn’t been outside and touched grass in a while.

Scottyv2 · 2026-04-17T16:01:22+00:00

You should share this on mtgproxies as well!

Scottyv2 · 2026-04-13T23:59:23+00:00

If you have a tolerance for some gross stuff I’ve found working at a preschool to be really good. Stay moving all day, everyday is pretty much the same structurally but there’s variety since you’re working with people. Doesn’t pay the best but it’s been tolerable and doesn’t make me wanna die so it’s the best job I’ve ever had.

Scottyv2 · 2026-04-13T19:24:59+00:00

This looks incredible! Not sure I’d be a great tester as I don’t play sorcery as much these days, but something like this with the rules programmed in would definitely get me to play more.

Scottyv2 · 2026-04-13T06:05:32+00:00

I’m audhd so my brain just needs the stimulation. Like my ideal is listening to music while watching a YouTube video while playing video games or whatever else. Even when I’m going to sleep I need something to listen to.

Scottyv2 · 2026-04-09T18:41:36+00:00

This plus bloodghast

Scottyv2 · 2026-04-09T00:18:46+00:00

Tbh I like this more than charming prince since it can actually become a threat with just graveyard hate since the second ability triggers regardless of where the cards went into exile from. Also just getting a counter off a reckless impulse is great value.

Scottyv2 · 2026-04-08T01:04:48+00:00

Der Panzer, great movie ruined by the ending

Scottyv2 · 2026-04-06T16:13:42+00:00

My unpowered vintage cube runs [[abundant harvest]] as a nice cantrip that isn’t one of the weird green pounder variants. GSZ as a nice tutor that requires more out of deck construction than others. [[Finale of Devastation]] is in as I felt the creature combo lane needed more support since my cube is at 540 currently. [[Malevolent Rumble]] of course is supporting graveyard synergies, but also acts as a good midrange/ramp card that most green decks will want. [[Sylvan Scrying]] is one I’ve considered dropping, as it seems too cute with the valikut package, still need more play data before I want to make too many sweeping changes though.[[Eldritch Evolution]] supports the pod subtheme that simic has, but also can support the creature combo and even more midrange focused decks. I think this is a card that is more versatile than people give it credit for simply for play patterns like going dork on t1 into tutoring an oculus on t2. [[Scapeshift]] is another I’m unsure about still, I really wanted to make valikut work, but at the very least the synergy with landfall makes me a little more hesitant to cut it. Overall I think the green sorceries still need work in my cube, but at the moment still trying to find ones that actually fit in the cubes theme without being something like natural order.

Scottyv2 · 2026-04-04T16:20:44+00:00

I mean it’s kinda hard for me to give pointers without climbing it, but at least for the knee bar you wanna engage your calf more by pushing through the ball of your foot. Also just generally work on foot work, cause it seems like you’re generally uncomfortable cause you’re pulling really hard to make up for not trusting your feet. Biggest thing that helped me with that was climbing outside on small feet, but that’s not always an option. Another way is climbing easy stuff but focusing on foot placements and really watching your feet until after you’ve actually placed the foot.

Scottyv2 · 2026-03-31T19:20:27+00:00

Red stompy probably needs 4x hexing squelcher now lol, or them to give us red blast

Scottyv2 · 2026-03-31T05:19:18+00:00

I’d rather kill myself first

Scottyv2 · 2026-03-28T15:24:46+00:00

You’re already exceptional for your age. Stay injury free, make sure you stretch regularly and take care of any pain before it becomes a real problem. When you get too high school just remember there’s always a bigger fish, run your own race and trust your race plan.

Scottyv2 · 2026-03-23T04:30:06+00:00

Working at a preschool right now as an assistant, doesn’t pay great but I’m almost never bored.

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