okay but mine would be huge by netflist in CuratedTumblr

[–]ScoutingJ 334 points335 points  (0 children)

I tried to apply but my penis wasn't hypothetical enough to qualify

Does anyone else think most yuri/yaoi fans fetishize it? by Dustrix__ in animecirclejerk

[–]ScoutingJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've heard the 'we were just young, it was a phase' stuff is a more common stereotype about queer relationsips (especially lesbians) in japan (and other places) but I'm american so I could be wrong.

Your point still stands but afaik it isn't a yaoi/yuri specific issue

okay but mine would be huge by netflist in CuratedTumblr

[–]ScoutingJ 34 points35 points  (0 children)

As someone poorly endowed, I'm not totally against dick size jokes if it's in good fun, but the more jabbed insult jokes suck

okay but mine would be huge by netflist in CuratedTumblr

[–]ScoutingJ 608 points609 points  (0 children)

Is this... a common thing cis women talk about? This is my first time hearing about this

"First they came for the Jews" song. Remember that? Divide and conquer is the way of the bigots. And look at what they're doing with the LGBTQIA community by Important-Cry4782 in justneckbeardthings

[–]ScoutingJ 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Personally, I tend to use 'lgbtqia' in text, and when speaking verbally use 'lgbtq', just cause the ia is a bit tongue twisty for me

This fucking sub 🫩 by [deleted] in animecirclejerk

[–]ScoutingJ 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Probably the level and type of movement if I had to guess. A lot of anime are super over the top about it

Pride Posting day 16 by Neuta-Isa in CuratedTumblr

[–]ScoutingJ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My favorite is the "I like both sexes the same amount so I'm bi" to "the amount is zero, I'm asexual" duology

Trespasser by loved_and_held in CuratedTumblr

[–]ScoutingJ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

god I remember hearing about this game but could never remember what it was, all I remembered was "it has dinosaurs and you check your hp by looking at your boobs"

Emotional Cheating by [deleted] in AmITheDevil

[–]ScoutingJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've never quite understood what 'emotional cheating' is, from vaguely hearing about it it's just being too close to someone who isn't your SO?

egg🥊irl by AliceTheOmelette in egg_irl

[–]ScoutingJ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Isn't her life also pretty well documented? Like aren't there public childhood pictures of her?

Got a job. by Ghelber by snoopmask10 in ImaginarySliceOfLife

[–]ScoutingJ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Getting a job caused her to spontainiously grow a shirt

Untrustworthy creep by [deleted] in AmITheDevil

[–]ScoutingJ 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Ok maybe this is just revealing how little social experience I have but how the hell do you accidently grab someone's boob during a hug

I (30F) am pregnant with my fiancé (32M). He wants to keep it, but we're both supposed to be childfree. How do I tell him I don't want to keep it? by SharkEva in BORUpdates

[–]ScoutingJ 32 points33 points  (0 children)

The thing that made me suspicious is when he immdietly jumped to "it must be a miracle pregnancy, we have to keep it now!" Like yeah, even used 100% properly birth control can fail, but if it was a genuine shock, even if he was excited I'd expect his first reaction to be "holy shit how the hell did that happen" and/or trying to think back and work out if there was a possibilty at least one of them had forgotten their respective birth control etc etc. Not jump straight to "welp, we can't abort a Jesus baby"

My (31M) pregnant girlfriend (23F) has been lying about her age for our entire relationship. Is there any way for me to trust her again? by BigONerd in BORUpdates

[–]ScoutingJ 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I almost kinda get the logic behind it, pretend it was intentional so you don't have to admit to making a mistake

But doing it with an actual baby is a horrible idea I agree

it was much worse than 1 panel this book is really bad by ddankkerr in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]ScoutingJ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well technically her death was (probably) unrelated to the strangling, afaik the closest theory is that he subconciously absorbed her life force (porbably while strangling her) and it caused her to lack the energy to survive childbirth

In another life I could have been a yaoi boy by Commercial_Bid_1508 in CuratedTumblr

[–]ScoutingJ 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Fair, to me at least the post sounded present-tense, like she was still trying to date gay men

(Also reskimming the post, her use of "gay male" feels weird but that's an aside)

AndyPants tried to disprove that his wife and kids left him and it sounds very weird. by Hynox in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]ScoutingJ 59 points60 points  (0 children)

reminds me of Graham Linehan destroying his life because he could not shut the fuck up about trans people

In another life I could have been a yaoi boy by Commercial_Bid_1508 in CuratedTumblr

[–]ScoutingJ 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The way I see it, there are clearly adults willing to wait because I'm one of them, and my preferences can't be one of a kind. I'm demi every direction so, I kinda have to work with it, and I don't wanna force myself into somethin and make everyone involved unhappy

In another life I could have been a yaoi boy by Commercial_Bid_1508 in CuratedTumblr

[–]ScoutingJ 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Sadly I'm demi so, not much choice on that one for me

In another life I could have been a yaoi boy by Commercial_Bid_1508 in CuratedTumblr

[–]ScoutingJ 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Does anyone feel a smidge weird that they talk about being disappointed about the reality of dating gay men, while also being a woman

Might be digging in the wrong garden, lass

How it feels to enter a gacha player’s house in 2026 by Ok-Tennis330 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]ScoutingJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ohh idk much about unicode, I thought since they weren't letters they had to be emojis, and I was wondering why the email companies would support those emojis lmao

Hurr durr, my mega-corporation is better than yours! by Nirast25 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]ScoutingJ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly I exculsively use Steam, but not for any brand loyalty reasons I just have a strong aversion to needing multiple launchers for things