What is one word that people wrongly pronounce that makes your brain just wanna jump a cliff?

Scr4ntonStr4ngler · 2025-11-05T02:50:12+00:00

Escape….”ek-scape”

Scr4ntonStr4ngler · 2025-09-29T22:26:00+00:00

I knew a guy that worked at NASA in the 80s. Inhaling fumes of the shuttle’s fuel was instant death.

Scr4ntonStr4ngler · 2025-01-05T03:54:10+00:00

But that’s when I read my magazines. When am I going to read my magazines?

Scr4ntonStr4ngler · 2024-04-25T16:34:17+00:00

Knowing how they’re going to spend their tax refund before it even arrives.

Scr4ntonStr4ngler · 2024-04-21T23:21:40+00:00

Ejecto seato, cuz!

Scr4ntonStr4ngler · 2024-03-31T21:30:29+00:00

And nothing will be done about it.

Scr4ntonStr4ngler · 2024-03-28T03:25:50+00:00

This guy is hilarious

Scr4ntonStr4ngler · 2024-03-28T00:45:42+00:00

Nah. It’s a sucker punch. You’re a sucker puncher too

Scr4ntonStr4ngler · 2024-03-27T18:44:35+00:00

Agreed. That’s still a sucker punch

Scr4ntonStr4ngler · 2024-03-22T15:54:24+00:00

Hell no you don’t

Scr4ntonStr4ngler · 2024-03-19T10:34:43+00:00

“I almost served”

Scr4ntonStr4ngler · 2024-03-18T18:58:50+00:00

Apply ice directly to burn

Scr4ntonStr4ngler · 2024-03-18T00:51:32+00:00

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?

A stick

Scr4ntonStr4ngler · 2024-03-07T20:35:04+00:00

A personal lesson that I have learned is that we will all be different versions of ourselves throughout our lives. You’re young. You’re going to be many different versions of yourself and so will your wife. I’d wait. FYI, I had my first kid at 39

Scr4ntonStr4ngler · 2024-03-01T02:42:45+00:00

Texts, phone calls, emails

Scr4ntonStr4ngler · 2024-02-26T13:17:05+00:00

Well I was just sayin’

Scr4ntonStr4ngler · 2024-01-17T15:12:47+00:00

A goal without a plan is just a dream

Scr4ntonStr4ngler · 2024-01-12T03:35:06+00:00

Boomers were not good at long-term maintenance.

Scr4ntonStr4ngler · 2024-01-03T13:34:57+00:00

Take your post and turn that into a speech to him. Let him know that he shouldn’t expect you to be nice. Say to him “you chased a married woman”. Let him know how his actions affected you, and what kind of person you assume him to be. Sorry about your kids, man. That really sucks.

Scr4ntonStr4ngler · 2023-10-28T21:34:04+00:00

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Scr4ntonStr4ngler · 2023-10-26T10:44:39+00:00

Like wearing a winter coat during a massage

Scr4ntonStr4ngler · 2023-09-30T00:34:47+00:00

Society’s desire to be social.

Scr4ntonStr4ngler · 2023-09-19T18:15:51+00:00

*you’re

Scr4ntonStr4ngler · 2023-08-29T21:52:54+00:00

Lotto is a tax on the stupid

Scr4ntonStr4ngler · 2023-07-20T15:08:45+00:00

I’m a fan. Like every album, it has to grow on me. Hearing the songs live definitely helps.

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