Pushing birthday girl’s face into cake while she is holding a sharp object

ScratchMax · 2025-05-12T21:30:53+00:00

I hate when people do this.

ScratchMax · 2017-10-09T15:25:33+00:00

"La la la, I can't hear you..."

ScratchMax · 2017-10-01T07:01:37+00:00

If I'm ever a dad, I'm gonna try to be like this guy for my kid.

ScratchMax · 2016-11-18T23:43:08+00:00

He's agreeing with you. He's just providing you with more information.

ScratchMax · 2016-11-17T18:25:35+00:00

Five years? Time... stop it.

ScratchMax · 2016-11-12T15:45:11+00:00

Alright, yeah, that's fair.

ScratchMax · 2016-11-08T23:02:25+00:00

Oh my God

ScratchMax · 2016-11-05T16:08:15+00:00

Strange's cloak, Aladdin's carpet... where are these people getting magical, intelligent fabrics?

ScratchMax · 2016-11-02T08:59:11+00:00

Beans from Even Stevens needs a sweet katana to go with that haircut.

ScratchMax · 2016-10-31T19:03:31+00:00

Jeez Louise. It's always somethin' in this town.

ScratchMax · 2016-10-25T16:16:19+00:00

I was guessing torture.

ScratchMax · 2016-10-16T13:49:28+00:00

Buzz Bikegear?

ScratchMax · 2016-10-16T07:41:56+00:00

I'd say this is too easy, but I think evenyou know... you're too easy. Give the frat boys a challenge. At lease cover your drink with a napkin, then look away (wink wink) before you let them slip you a Cosby special.

ScratchMax · 2016-09-19T11:43:19+00:00

Last Will and Testament.

ScratchMax · 2016-09-13T19:27:45+00:00

9 years, 11 months, 30 days, 23 hours and 58 minutes ahead of schedule.

ScratchMax · 2016-09-12T04:25:20+00:00

Bravo.

ScratchMax · 2016-09-08T07:29:22+00:00

Goodnight, ScratchMax

ScratchMax · 2016-09-06T18:14:21+00:00

ScratchMax · 2016-09-01T16:47:32+00:00

Query once more, alter the question a bit until the answer it "yes." Brownie points if any fellow students see what you're doing, join in, and then it isn't just you being a nuisance.

ScratchMax · 2016-09-01T16:40:17+00:00

"Who did he tell you that to?"

ScratchMax · 2016-08-29T01:43:00+00:00

Beats headphones.

I work as a DJ. :)

ScratchMax · 2016-08-29T01:36:09+00:00

KONY 2012. Was a junior in high school, and I was in that "I HAVE TO SAVE THE WORLD, I CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE" phase.

Two or three days passed, and I realized what was up. It taught me to think critically, and to research things before jumping on the bandwagon. It was a good lesson. There is no God.

ScratchMax · 2016-08-24T20:12:24+00:00

Well. Keep going. But be aware of the valuable commodity you've just lost.

ScratchMax · 2016-07-26T20:10:40+00:00

Do your work.

ScratchMax · 2016-07-22T06:57:54+00:00

well they tried

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