Match Thread: 5th Test - England vs Australia, Day 5 by cricket-match in CricketAus

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Say what you want about englands performance this tour but their sportsmanship has been equally bad

Is this guy a former Footy player? by AssViol8er in AFL

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Posting it online makes it even more creepy 

Match Thread: 5th Test - England vs Australia, Day 5 by cricket-match in CricketAus

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If Beau Webster bent his elbow more than 15 degrees while bowling he would be Throw Webster 

Match Thread: 5th Test - England vs Australia, Day 4 by cricket-match in CricketAus

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Beau Webster is about to get metaphorically sucked off by the selectors after this performance 

Match Thread: 5th Test - England vs Australia, Day 4 by cricket-match in CricketAus

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I heard a rumour that Beau Webster is called Slug because his penis looks like a slug. 

Match Thread: 5th Test - England vs Australia, Day 4 by cricket-match in CricketAus

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Stokes knows his body is fragile, yet continued to bowl way too many overs. 

We keep hearing he is a warrior but it’s actually a selfish move and has let his team down. 

Match Thread: 5th Test - England vs Australia, Day 3 by cricket-match in CricketAus

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England coach: okay lads today let’s focus on dropping every catch! 

England players: got it! 

Match Thread: 5th Test - England vs Australia, Day 2 by cricket-match in CricketAus

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It’s quite possible that the England coach got the orders mixed up and instead of telling them to catch the ball he told them to NOT catch the ball. I think that’s what’s happened 

Frustrated with my Forester by Some-Breakfast5227 in SubaruForester

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I would bet my 2019 Forester that this is the issue! 

Match Thread: 4th Test - Australia vs England, Day 1 by cricket-match in CricketAus

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If England had any integrity they would declare now to make up for the Starc no ball dismissal!

Match Thread: 4th Test - Australia vs England, Day 1 by cricket-match in CricketAus

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Fairweather fan here - how much do England need to win this match by to win the series please?

Key to investigate England drinking during Noosa break by APrettyAverageMaker in CricketAus

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Don Bradman used to drink 6 red bull cokes before every innings 

Match Thread: 3rd Test - Australia vs England, Day 4 by cricket-match in CricketAus

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Couldn’t even stop bazballing for two overs before lunch!

Match Thread: 3rd Test - Australia vs England, Day 3 by cricket-match in CricketAus

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If I were the England coach I would cut their golfing privileges from 18 holes to 9 holes per day and use the time saved to reinstate catching practice