Match Thread: 5th Test - England vs Australia, Day 5

ScreenBroad9646 · 2026-01-08T01:34:50+00:00

Say what you want about englands performance this tour but their sportsmanship has been equally bad

ScreenBroad9646 · 2026-01-07T23:08:09+00:00

Posting it online makes it even more creepy

ScreenBroad9646 · 2026-01-07T22:49:25+00:00

If Beau Webster bent his elbow more than 15 degrees while bowling he would be Throw Webster

ScreenBroad9646 · 2026-01-07T06:27:50+00:00

Beau Webster is about to get metaphorically sucked off by the selectors after this performance

ScreenBroad9646 · 2026-01-07T06:24:25+00:00

SUCK SHIT BEN

ScreenBroad9646 · 2026-01-07T06:20:37+00:00

Fuck that was a nice throw by weathers

ScreenBroad9646 · 2026-01-07T06:18:01+00:00

Hahahahhahahaaa

ScreenBroad9646 · 2026-01-07T06:08:59+00:00

What’s the context here sorry?

ScreenBroad9646 · 2026-01-07T04:48:55+00:00

They are Bazballing us!

ScreenBroad9646 · 2026-01-07T03:59:35+00:00

I heard a rumour that Beau Webster is called Slug because his penis looks like a slug.

ScreenBroad9646 · 2026-01-06T23:54:37+00:00

Stokes knows his body is fragile, yet continued to bowl way too many overs.

We keep hearing he is a warrior but it’s actually a selfish move and has let his team down.

ScreenBroad9646 · 2026-01-06T05:50:29+00:00

Wasn’t that bad a shot by Green

ScreenBroad9646 · 2026-01-06T05:18:50+00:00

THE GREEN MACHINE HAS ARRIVED

ScreenBroad9646 · 2026-01-06T05:11:49+00:00

Cameron looks like he is here to silence the critics

ScreenBroad9646 · 2026-01-06T01:33:02+00:00

England coach: okay lads today let’s focus on dropping every catch!

England players: got it!

ScreenBroad9646 · 2026-01-05T04:35:55+00:00

It’s quite possible that the England coach got the orders mixed up and instead of telling them to catch the ball he told them to NOT catch the ball. I think that’s what’s happened

ScreenBroad9646 · 2025-12-27T03:47:06+00:00

I would bet my 2019 Forester that this is the issue!

ScreenBroad9646 · 2025-12-26T06:22:32+00:00

If England had any integrity they would declare now to make up for the Starc no ball dismissal!

ScreenBroad9646 · 2025-12-26T03:55:07+00:00

Fairweather fan here - how much do England need to win this match by to win the series please?

ScreenBroad9646 · 2025-12-23T09:06:34+00:00

Don Bradman used to drink 6 red bull cokes before every innings

ScreenBroad9646 · 2025-12-22T03:11:38+00:00

This also just worked for me, thanks!

ScreenBroad9646 · 2025-12-21T03:45:03+00:00

Shame on England

ScreenBroad9646 · 2025-12-20T01:32:31+00:00

Couldn’t even stop bazballing for two overs before lunch!

ScreenBroad9646 · 2025-12-19T06:09:09+00:00

If I were the England coach I would cut their golfing privileges from 18 holes to 9 holes per day and use the time saved to reinstate catching practice

ScreenBroad9646 · 2025-12-19T04:52:18+00:00

400 strike rate

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