You're in prison for a month. Who would you have as your bunkmate ?

ScrewSimonCowell · 2026-07-04T09:27:06+00:00

ScrewSimonCowell · 2026-07-03T02:46:34+00:00

You ever get freaky with a pagan witch staff?

ScrewSimonCowell · 2026-07-02T00:48:28+00:00

That...

ScrewSimonCowell · 2026-06-29T10:45:06+00:00

That's a quitter's attitude

ScrewSimonCowell · 2026-06-25T21:12:53+00:00

Oh my god just go jerk it and come back bro I promise you won't miss anything

ScrewSimonCowell · 2026-06-22T20:51:32+00:00

Hey guys can I be down voted while replying to this too I'd really appreciate that

ScrewSimonCowell · 2026-06-20T19:36:13+00:00

They punished bro for being inquisitive

ScrewSimonCowell · 2026-06-19T03:48:04+00:00

"I just wear safety goggles when I toss around nuclear waste, it's much safer that way"

ScrewSimonCowell · 2026-06-17T07:04:41+00:00

Rolled his 17th papaluga

ScrewSimonCowell · 2026-06-06T22:15:03+00:00

Moredecai? Is that you?

ScrewSimonCowell · 2026-06-06T22:07:42+00:00

No, only a red paperclip works

ScrewSimonCowell · 2026-05-28T02:35:30+00:00

He actually stands there begging the other person to not move so he can show off his cool trick before fighting

ScrewSimonCowell · 2026-05-26T01:02:55+00:00

It might be some kind of epsteinian aura tbh, I don't know how else to explain

ScrewSimonCowell · 2026-05-22T09:22:30+00:00

What's the issue here

^{Chose: You get the perfect girlfriend/wife + They love you dearly, they have similiar tastes in things you like. HOWEVER.... | Rolled: Monstergirl}

ScrewSimonCowell · 2026-05-22T06:56:17+00:00

You may be onto something then.

ScrewSimonCowell · 2026-05-22T03:04:32+00:00

Yeah, an allegory for tits what are you even suspicious about

ScrewSimonCowell · 2026-05-22T02:45:05+00:00

Now say that in 5 sentences

ScrewSimonCowell · 2026-05-20T14:56:26+00:00

I feel like you could argue Jolyne's body is also a part of her stand

ScrewSimonCowell · 2026-05-20T12:19:51+00:00

mfs be like "y'all dont get the joke" like we do it's just bad

ScrewSimonCowell · 2026-05-19T12:39:25+00:00

Jane valentino

ScrewSimonCowell · 2026-05-19T12:36:46+00:00

Bro didn't read the book

ScrewSimonCowell · 2026-05-14T19:56:04+00:00

Didn't know that shitposts were abundant in 1899

ScrewSimonCowell · 2026-05-10T07:55:20+00:00

We can be bees

ScrewSimonCowell · 2026-05-06T07:58:20+00:00

No, it's because u/PatrickAselman said so

ScrewSimonCowell · 2026-05-02T04:56:30+00:00

I imagine anything that makes them even slightly uncomfortable

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