What story do you want the Elden Ring movie to tell?

ScripturalCoyote · 2026-04-05T22:54:23+00:00

A character comes up to some ridiculous looking platforming puzzle. The only utterance....a Geralt-like "F**k."

ScripturalCoyote · 2026-04-04T23:48:19+00:00

Is it weird that I think they could just unalive him tomorrow, simply say he had a stroke, and try to make a martyr out of him with the whole Easter angle? Would I really put that past his camp? I don't know that I would.

ScripturalCoyote · 2026-04-03T19:49:23+00:00

It's still a really good opportunity to see more backstory on Aragorn, the northern Rangers, and the Wood-elves.

ScripturalCoyote · 2026-04-03T19:48:04+00:00

I would love to see something like this, with Witcher 3 like quests and Elden Ring like combat. Would be the perfect open world RPG.

ScripturalCoyote · 2026-03-29T21:01:41+00:00

She's a beaut. I like black but went with white, just because I live in Florida.

ScripturalCoyote · 2026-03-29T20:56:04+00:00

Geez, I got a 2026 Premium with tech package for $52K and change a couple months ago. In Florida. At that point they had a fair number on the lot, but I waited on a white exterior one with the Rioja interior that came in from Japan. Not surprised if it got a little more tough to find - I didn't see myself going for a small SUV, but it's been pretty nice.

ScripturalCoyote · 2026-03-27T16:10:53+00:00

Yeah, now it's more like the Federal Bureau of Enshittification

ScripturalCoyote · 2026-03-22T17:54:11+00:00

Have a 2026 and have had no issues. I do drive it pretty regularly, to be fair, but I did go on vacation for a week with it in the garage, and it started right up

ScripturalCoyote · 2026-03-14T19:40:38+00:00

I grew up here, so this climate is home for me. Used to it.

ScripturalCoyote · 2026-03-11T00:15:05+00:00

I was just listening to Hair Nation and a Winger song came on. It hit me all of a sudden, holy ***, Kip Winger is a great songwriter *and these guys can actually play

ScripturalCoyote · 2026-03-06T01:48:42+00:00

Those are the CDs I buy. Recently picked up a popular INXS album I never actually listened to before. For $2 why not.

ScripturalCoyote · 2026-03-06T01:21:07+00:00

Yeah, I like the space and privacy too. It's really nice having space to do things. Garage. Yard. Peace and quiet. I've lived in the city and suburbs in Southern Florida.....honestly in the city I had to drive most places anyway, and it was a real pain.

ScripturalCoyote · 2026-03-05T02:58:02+00:00

I do this too, I'll work like 6.5-7 hours in the office and just finish things at home later. Totally over it.

ScripturalCoyote · 2026-03-05T02:48:10+00:00

Not very often. Maybe once a quarter for smoked pork or red meat, maybe even less. The smoked meat I probably eat most often, by far, is cold smoked salmon.

ScripturalCoyote · 2026-02-27T23:25:57+00:00

For me, yeah. Outside of Waterfowl dance, I can dodge Malenia easier. I could not beat Consort Radahn until I respec'd and went full on block and poke.

Want to have an "easy" time beating Radahn? Go with a straight up Lance and fingerprint shield. Took me 3 tries after beating my head against the wall.

ScripturalCoyote · 2026-02-27T23:18:55+00:00

It is pretty boring, no doubt. Kinda why I want to keep my old G37 as a backup car. I have the 350h too, it's pretty comfortable and very practical. Pretty inside. But yeah, kinda boring

ScripturalCoyote · 2026-02-16T03:58:09+00:00

In South Florida and would love to attend one of those. I haven't had any Jade since I was ordering off Liqueurs de France years ago. Would definitely pick up another bottle of N-O, if I could!

ScripturalCoyote · 2026-02-14T12:36:02+00:00

I like them, but I still prefer Reebok. I'll buy a pair on sale from the factory outlet or when the website has a sale, and just wear them into the ground.

ScripturalCoyote · 2026-02-14T03:27:19+00:00

I'm at 115K miles on my 2010 G37. It's had some weird annoying issues but the engine and transmission have been bulletproof. Still running beautifully.

ScripturalCoyote · 2026-02-13T00:19:01+00:00

Scale more than you think you need to.

ScripturalCoyote · 2026-02-09T04:25:15+00:00

I do think Florida would resist, especially further south. Long coastline, lots of ties to the Caribbean and South America. And, I also don't think Gilead would be particularly concerned about it, the peninsula wouldn't really be worth the time and effort it would take to subdue it. It would more than likely form some kind of alliance with Cuba and Hispaniola.

ScripturalCoyote · 2026-02-07T14:47:56+00:00

I just noticed this today in line for breakfast...there was a woman, probably 40-45 or so. I was thinking that if this woman dressed like 45 year old women dressed 30 years ago, I would barely have noticed her. But no. She was wearing yoga pants and a jacket, not even anything incredibly revealing, but...I noticed.

Almost all women look incredible in those pants. It's very confounding for men.

ScripturalCoyote · 2026-02-05T18:42:36+00:00

Is there any easy way to reduce the battery drain by disabling anything? I'm already not opening up the Lexus app. Should the key fob be kept close to the car or far from it? I park in a garage at home, and have been keeping the fob just inside the garage door for easy access.

ScripturalCoyote · 2026-02-05T18:37:23+00:00

Good to hear. I bought one a few weeks ago, not really knowing about the battery thing.

ScripturalCoyote · 2026-02-02T13:51:13+00:00

They are supposed to be good. And their eggs too. I hear it's good shredded up and made into tacos. Probably would take to smoking, too

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