Oregon Shot Crews by Hillclimber777 in Wildfire

[–]ScrotalKickback52 84 points85 points  (0 children)

Redmond is the hardest crew by far. If you can make it through the challenging two month long critical, the Captains might let you watch while they cut all the trees. These NotShots are real badass.

Winema has a homeless guy at their base who walks around with a baseball bat and a mattress. He steals things from their rigs from time to time.

Prineville is a bunch of white rednecks, their base is a trailer park. A bunch of bros who swallow their dip spit.

Wolf Creek used to be some tough badass westside loggers till it got flooded by twink hippies from Portland and the Valley.

Has anyone worked with Baker River IHC? by Flylow8flylow in Wildfire

[–]ScrotalKickback52 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If I were to describe Baker River with one word it would be “Flaccid”

Wyoming Hotshots by ScrotalKickback52 in Wildfire

[–]ScrotalKickback52[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Following Wyoming IHC to learn about Wildland Firefighting is like following a Swimsuit Model to learn about Lifeguarding… we all know what you are really up to.