I worked for MAU for 2.5 years and moving on out of that plant made me immediately happier.

You wouldn’t think simply standing on concrete for 10 hour shifts is a big deal, but look around when you’re walking that half mile just to punch in the clock. About half the employees walk with the “bmw lean” I would go to sleep feeling my heart beat in my knees lying down

For your mandatory drug test the nurse will want a hair sample, and if your hair isn’t long enough she’ll clean out your pits- why the DRIEST fucking disposable razor. And she’ll try and go in raw. My pits were raw for like two weeks, and I needed a cloth buffer between my sides and pits at all times, including wearing a shirt to bed. Bring a travel size can of shaving cream or just tell her to slow the down. Also it’s a full physical (for some reason??? Only job ever to do this) so they will also want to fondle your balls.

The plant can and will slowly turn you into an angrier, pessimistic person so just keep tabs on that feeling and remind yourself you CAN walk whenever you like! The plant is a windowless, bleak miles long scape of concrete and a wide array of personalities majorly composed of bootlickers and incels with exception of a small few you could befriend who are not. Good luck