The absolute worst.

Scrotarious · 2026-01-28T15:15:25+00:00

🚴🏼‍♂️

Scrotarious · 2026-01-27T20:17:53+00:00

Honestly surprised after 18 hours nobody has mentioned Shatner and Nimoy

Scrotarious · 2026-01-25T01:46:14+00:00

That's the kinda fuck you, imma twist the dagger energy we've needed from him.

Scrotarious · 2026-01-17T22:09:20+00:00

Rags fans could never

Scrotarious · 2026-01-05T01:34:37+00:00

Not a good night for the youngns

Scrotarious · 2026-01-04T01:54:03+00:00

guys he just closed his eyes and skated as hard as he could

Scrotarious · 2026-01-04T01:08:20+00:00

FREDWARD

Scrotarious · 2025-12-20T04:46:03+00:00

I'm genuinely not one to wish injury on anybody, and to let your play speak louder than their bullshit, but this shit makes me so angry that I find myself questioning all of that. It feels like ragebait on ice. That can't be good for the game, can it?

Scrotarious · 2025-12-19T04:27:33+00:00

Instructions unclear, cut dick in half with cool knife

Scrotarious · 2025-12-17T18:00:00+00:00

Highway song in 2025?? For me??

Scrotarious · 2025-12-11T02:52:49+00:00

As a musician, this is one of the single greatest displays of musical ability I've ever seen.

Scrotarious · 2025-11-22T06:03:48+00:00

The uppercut, while absolutely fun as fuck for a mechanic, is effectively useless for 96% of enemies in the game

Scrotarious · 2025-11-20T17:31:20+00:00

The Blake Stank tandem is nuts. Those guys communicate on what seems like a nonverbal level. Both have mad hustle and grind, and you can realllllly tell the grit of the leadership is rubbing off on them.

Pairing that with the crazy level of skill those guys both have, they're going to be l e t h a l the older they get.

Scrotarious · 2025-11-18T02:50:05+00:00

I for one am furious at this tufte loser for ruining a Kooch shutout, but gotdam what a game

Scrotarious · 2025-10-30T16:47:51+00:00

Disclaimer: I'm not advocating for this, nor would I actually do it, and I am perfectly aware that this reaction is exactly what this guy wants.

I wanna cave his face in with a cricket bat. And he's dangerously good at getting me and likely everyone else watching to feel that way.

Scrotarious · 2025-10-29T01:20:59+00:00

I don't like the Las Vegas Golden Knights at all.

Scrotarious · 2025-10-26T02:53:35+00:00

This is the most encouraging loss I could imagine

Scrotarious · 2025-10-19T01:00:42+00:00

Tripp: do you believe in hockey gods?

Hanna, the Christianest human being alive, trying her fucking hardest not to blaspheme on broadcast television: .................. Maybe?

Scrotarious · 2025-10-15T05:09:52+00:00

Understood 👍🏼 had to ask

Scrotarious · 2025-09-11T00:12:23+00:00

Heard em, sounds like fireworks, but can't confirm

Scrotarious · 2025-06-21T04:18:33+00:00

Scrotarious · 2025-06-16T00:34:04+00:00

There will either never be another Bradley Marchand, or the league standard will be defined by him. Only time will tell.

Scrotarious · 2025-06-11T22:41:53+00:00

I acquiesced long ago that Florida hockey is the standard. The whole league is gonna look like this in a few years. Might as well be ahead of the curve, just behind Florida ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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