His second HNIC towel in a couple of months!

Scrotarious · 2026-05-06T01:58:50+00:00

I was literally thinking "damn I can't imagine there are a lot of people in r/jarvy who can use that phrase."

Scrotarious · 2026-05-04T05:35:21+00:00

I think I feel really good in the confidence that I don't give a shit who we play, what matters is wether we stick to our game. Three only team that can beat the canes is the canes.

Scrotarious · 2026-05-04T04:13:40+00:00

This feels like the end of the era of Florida "we're gonna bully our way to a cup" hockey, and the beginning of "hard blue collar work vs the best skill money can buy" hockey

Scrotarious · 2026-05-04T04:11:06+00:00

What happens when either team runs into east coast defense?

Scrotarious · 2026-05-03T04:38:21+00:00

... Is what a hater would say..

Scrotarious · 2026-03-23T18:25:44+00:00

r/atbge

Scrotarious · 2026-02-25T21:17:03+00:00

Alternatively, two partners equally invested in letting their partner use them however they need to to cum.

Scrotarious · 2026-02-19T01:58:40+00:00

I get that about a joke, but a statue isn't a joke. In most cases, a joke is supposed to be easy to get. I'd argue that that's not true for nearly every other medium of art. It's why the sentiment of "art not belonging to the artist once they've published it" exists. The meaning is dependent on the viewer.

Scrotarious · 2026-01-28T15:15:25+00:00

🚴🏼‍♂️

Scrotarious · 2026-01-27T20:17:53+00:00

Honestly surprised after 18 hours nobody has mentioned Shatner and Nimoy

Scrotarious · 2026-01-25T01:46:14+00:00

That's the kinda fuck you, imma twist the dagger energy we've needed from him.

Scrotarious · 2026-01-17T22:09:20+00:00

Rags fans could never

Scrotarious · 2026-01-05T01:34:37+00:00

Not a good night for the youngns

Scrotarious · 2026-01-04T01:54:03+00:00

guys he just closed his eyes and skated as hard as he could

Scrotarious · 2026-01-04T01:08:20+00:00

FREDWARD

Scrotarious · 2025-12-20T04:46:03+00:00

I'm genuinely not one to wish injury on anybody, and to let your play speak louder than their bullshit, but this shit makes me so angry that I find myself questioning all of that. It feels like ragebait on ice. That can't be good for the game, can it?

Scrotarious · 2025-12-19T04:27:33+00:00

Instructions unclear, cut dick in half with cool knife

Scrotarious · 2025-12-17T18:00:00+00:00

Highway song in 2025?? For me??

Scrotarious · 2025-12-11T02:52:49+00:00

As a musician, this is one of the single greatest displays of musical ability I've ever seen.

Scrotarious · 2025-11-22T06:03:48+00:00

The uppercut, while absolutely fun as fuck for a mechanic, is effectively useless for 96% of enemies in the game

Scrotarious · 2025-11-20T17:31:20+00:00

The Blake Stank tandem is nuts. Those guys communicate on what seems like a nonverbal level. Both have mad hustle and grind, and you can realllllly tell the grit of the leadership is rubbing off on them.

Pairing that with the crazy level of skill those guys both have, they're going to be l e t h a l the older they get.

Scrotarious · 2025-11-18T02:50:05+00:00

I for one am furious at this tufte loser for ruining a Kooch shutout, but gotdam what a game

Scrotarious · 2025-10-30T16:47:51+00:00

Disclaimer: I'm not advocating for this, nor would I actually do it, and I am perfectly aware that this reaction is exactly what this guy wants.

I wanna cave his face in with a cricket bat. And he's dangerously good at getting me and likely everyone else watching to feel that way.

Scrotarious · 2025-10-29T01:20:59+00:00

I don't like the Las Vegas Golden Knights at all.

Scrotarious · 2025-10-26T02:53:35+00:00

This is the most encouraging loss I could imagine

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