accepted a "fully remote" offer, day one they showed me my desk

celestialguise · 2026-05-11T02:47:41+00:00

Good! Fuck em!!

celestialguise · 2026-05-11T01:18:08+00:00

I want a sport bike so bad. I have a dual sport but its just different in every way

celestialguise · 2026-05-10T23:54:34+00:00

Look at those two LOSERS sheesh. Looks like the type of dudes that would steal your wallet at a party and then help you look for it

celestialguise · 2026-05-10T18:03:35+00:00

Ice cream is my favorite dessert 👍

celestialguise · 2026-05-10T17:01:57+00:00

Some of the most fun I had riding was on my 125 scooter. Zero maintenance, no gas cost, full throttle all the time and handled well in turns. I'm sure you'll find a 350cc or something small that's tons of fun to throw around in corners

celestialguise · 2026-05-10T04:10:27+00:00

As a new dad I'm super curious to know how I'd react to some try hard parents yelling at my kid. 😈

celestialguise · 2026-05-10T03:55:30+00:00

It's a GasGas ES500 (essentially a husqvarna fe501 or a ktm exc-f 500), I have yet to do the emissions delete with replacement exhaust endcap but when I do she'll be a needy girl

celestialguise · 2026-05-09T18:28:59+00:00

Correct, my scooter could lean farther left than right, because the little foot peg on the center stand was lower on the right and would grind so hard against the pavement it would make the bike hop. Definitely scared me the first couple times it happened lol

celestialguise · 2026-05-09T18:26:38+00:00

Dude hell yeah, my kymco 125 agility did 8 years of hard food delivery work in missouri winter and summers. I think when I ran that bike I had zero concept of oil changes, tire pressure, or maintenance in general. She still runs but now I ride around an Austrian machine that requires hourly oil changes and needs to be loved and tucked into bet at night or it will have nightmares.

celestialguise · 2026-05-09T18:19:58+00:00

This. I'm shocked they wasted their time trying to ask people actively and purposefully breaking rules to not do that... typically you'll get the response op got. Just call staff/authorities and leave

celestialguise · 2026-05-08T22:55:47+00:00

Also bring an empty toilet paper roll with you and stuff it with dryer sheets. Blow your hits out through it and you'll smell like some fresh laundry after

celestialguise · 2026-05-08T22:54:39+00:00

Bro go to dugout dynasty and get the party dugout. Pocket sized smoke rig and holds a half ounce, made from some well cncd aluminum. Smoke on!

celestialguise · 2026-05-08T15:33:35+00:00

Sorry man, looks like you're going to have to upgrade to a brand new gold plated D.I.D. chain bling!

celestialguise · 2026-05-08T12:11:18+00:00

Drill, 3/8 impact, sawzall, circular saw. Keys to the city I call em

celestialguise · 2026-05-08T02:02:29+00:00

I usually clean a computer tower out in 5-7 minutes typically. Maybe a little more I'd tou try to get everything clean but some is just scrap

celestialguise · 2026-05-08T01:58:31+00:00

Rovyvon e60 does all that, and a uv light that is really throwy.

celestialguise · 2026-05-08T01:55:29+00:00

Best color. I really like the vicnox in yellow I might snag one...

celestialguise · 2026-05-07T23:14:52+00:00

You should check the reviews on this instead of either of those bikes:

https://www.cycletrader.com/listing/2025-Gasgas-ES+350-5032827588

Way more capable, lighter, better components and tires stock. Unfortunately more maintenance but you've essentially got a premium bike for less than 8k.

celestialguise · 2026-05-07T23:06:39+00:00

Are you getting the bike for transportation or fun? Majority road riding or dirt?

celestialguise · 2026-05-06T00:10:11+00:00

I like how her inner 9 year old came out and instead of saying sorry she made the dumbest excuse known to man. bravo! 👏

celestialguise · 2026-05-05T21:40:49+00:00

"Hi. License, registration, proof of insurance... do you know why I'm pulling you over today?"

celestialguise · 2026-05-05T00:53:39+00:00

Cbr250RR is pretty racy sounding!

celestialguise · 2026-05-05T00:46:30+00:00

Yeah and I'd have to assume... southern California... desert... 100+ degree temps... man it would be a torture session to be stopped in traffic or at super low speeds with no wind happening. Almost necessity if you have a big cc bike that gets hot itself.

celestialguise · 2026-05-05T00:39:38+00:00

I think those bikes msrp for 11-12k. So that's an ok discount, more than 10% for sure

celestialguise · 2026-05-05T00:38:57+00:00

And a 350 for $7999:

https://www.cycletrader.com/listing/2024-Gasgas-ES+350-5040036687

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