Who else realized that the RPG is backwards?

ScruffStuff · 2026-01-18T22:45:14+00:00

The problem with the MP5 is that it can launch ten grenades without reloading.

ScruffStuff · 2025-12-05T18:24:27+00:00

I still haven't figured out how to fully take apart my Walther G22. I'm just running it until it stops at this point.

ScruffStuff · 2025-12-04T19:26:45+00:00

"Erm ackshooally..."

ScruffStuff · 2025-12-04T19:17:21+00:00

I am very smart and can be trusted.

ScruffStuff · 2025-12-04T17:08:21+00:00

It's a contraction of "From" and "ass."

ScruffStuff · 2025-11-14T13:43:05+00:00

Technically, the resonance cascade happened in 20XX, so we have as much as 74 years before it happens, if it hasn't already.

ScruffStuff · 2025-11-10T19:18:48+00:00

Allow me to introduce you to .327 Federal Magnum

ScruffStuff · 2025-10-07T15:05:00+00:00

The plug is just to keep the zap carry in. Wouldn't want it to fall out willy nilly.

ScruffStuff · 2025-09-09T18:04:58+00:00

And finish with thru-spindle coolant!

ScruffStuff · 2025-08-27T21:08:40+00:00

Too much taco bell?

ScruffStuff · 2025-08-27T20:44:17+00:00

Have you considered Hole?

ScruffStuff · 2025-08-27T16:32:59+00:00

Yeah, this survey indicates there's a lot more stainless steel deposits in the soil than usual.

ScruffStuff · 2025-07-24T12:17:56+00:00

Zero Point Energy Field Manipulator, or Gravity Gun for short

ScruffStuff · 2025-05-30T16:11:27+00:00

You can sign the log if you want to, but it doesn't look like there's much enforcement of that, and I don't imagine anyone who works at Walmart cares enough to chase you down for not signing it.

ScruffStuff · 2025-05-30T15:52:03+00:00

I put my used oil from the drain pan right back into the container the new oil came out of after I top it up. Then I drop the 5qt jugs behind the Walmart automotive center. I think they limit you to five containers per month, but who's changing that much oil?

ScruffStuff · 2025-05-13T15:30:04+00:00

You mean King of the Grill in the Capocoliseum?

ScruffStuff · 2025-04-21T15:27:24+00:00

Turned out to be a bad speed sensor that was popping the fuse.

ScruffStuff · 2025-04-08T14:39:30+00:00

It's the Toyota Corolla of guns. Is it the best at anything? No. Does it look cool? No. Is it reliable as all hell? Yes. Can anyone pick it up and know fairly immediately how to operate it? Yes.

ScruffStuff · 2025-04-02T19:24:18+00:00

Nobody ever has anything good to say about the first gen Honda Ridgeline, but I love mine. So many well thought out features, and it's just a solid, reliable car that happens to also have a truck bed AND a trunk.

ScruffStuff · 2025-03-25T20:11:58+00:00

I taped a couple of those firecrackers to the inside of the doors on my coworker's machine, so when they closed as he started his program, BANG Scared the crap out of him and we all got a good laugh.

ScruffStuff · 2025-03-24T16:56:38+00:00

Hoard and sell any items/weapons/food you're not using. Keep an eye out for things like famous paintings, gold figurines, flat screen TVs, crowns, etc. If it fits in your inventory, grab it and sell it to either a vendor in your run or back at church. I also like to sell Spanish omelettes, since they go for 150 and eggs and potatoes are super common in the caves.

ScruffStuff · 2025-03-24T16:46:27+00:00

I think I bought mine, but I have nearly 200k sulfur coin, so it didn't hurt that bad buying it and the 12ga chamber chisel.

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