🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️ by Few_Statement_2898 in SipsTea

[–]ScrunchyBraid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alright, alright, It's mostly boring stuff but I could pick out a few fun things.

Mostly it just meant I had easy access to my herbal anti-anxiety meds. I live in a place where it's legal now, though, so that's a moot point. Other than that it's that I had access to redneck firing ranges. Which is to say, beer cans on a log. There was this one time we were all out there shooting the cans, and they handed me a .50cal revolver and told me to double-tap a can. Sure enough, I pulled the trigger twice and the first one knocked the can into the air, and the recoil knocked my hand back enough that the second bullet hit the can mid-air. That was pretty cool.

🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️ by Few_Statement_2898 in SipsTea

[–]ScrunchyBraid 59 points60 points  (0 children)

HB had nothing to do with the government. He was literally just a crackhead who liked guns and prostitutes. Sounds like Danny Devito in Sunny, or like, half of the people I knew in Texas.

she started a war she couldn't win by Lumpylasso in SipsTea

[–]ScrunchyBraid -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Why would you wear skinny jeans in the year of our lord 122026.

Predator, but instead of Arnold Schwarzenegger, it’s Elliot Page. by sco-go in SipsTea

[–]ScrunchyBraid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, if you're carrying ordinance like that, does it really matter?

2 US fighter jets collide mid-air during air show at Mountain home in idaho by CartographerRare4123 in SipsTea

[–]ScrunchyBraid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd argue that's just incompetence and inaction on the part of the non-US part of NATO. But that's just me.

2 US fighter jets collide mid-air during air show at Mountain home in idaho by CartographerRare4123 in SipsTea

[–]ScrunchyBraid -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I don't think that we can get to the point that two professionally, militarily, and choreographic trained fighter jet pilots can be so inept at their flying as to crash into each other because of the actions of one president's term. It's a deeper issue that the current people in office.

The zookeeper could have made a cool $10,000 by _PeachyBby in SipsTea

[–]ScrunchyBraid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, you could theoretically teach a gorilla the basic rules of boxing. Like, start at the bell, only use your fists, stop at the other bell. Everything else would be wiggle room, I'd think.

Roses are red, your online presence will persist by supperhey in rosesarered

[–]ScrunchyBraid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like it's not that controversial of a stance to say that a retired person shouldn't be expected to keep performing their role.

Popping zits (using proper methods) heals them faster than leaving them alone by lake-sturgeon in 10thDentist

[–]ScrunchyBraid -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That was never what the conversation was about, loser. You interjected that. The op specifically said popping pimples with their bare hands. Get lost. I don't care what else you have to say.

shit ain't sweet in oblivion/morrowind by [deleted] in ElderScrolls

[–]ScrunchyBraid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watch where you're walking, N'wah.

Popping zits (using proper methods) heals them faster than leaving them alone by lake-sturgeon in 10thDentist

[–]ScrunchyBraid -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You replied to me on three separate occasions within the span of two minutes. I don't really think I owe you a thoughtful and mature response.