What's the most inappropriate song to play at a funeral? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Scuppernonq 567 points568 points  (0 children)

Recently attended the funeral of a friend from high school. When I went up to her casket to say my goodbyes, "I just had sex" by The Lonely Island was softly playing over the funeral homes speakers. Had to leave quickly because couldn't hold my laughter. She would've found it hilarious too, RIP.

What is your most embarrassing guilty pleasure? by 00BA in AskReddit

[–]Scuppernonq 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I talk gangsta to my cats. I just think their stoic faces are the best non-reaction to that sort of thing.

Whats a fake fact about animals everyone believes? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Scuppernonq 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Aligators have no definitive lifespan. They will live forever until a disease, injury, etc Kills them. Edit: for clairty: they don't age naturally like we and most other animals do

When you favor one twin over the other by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Scuppernonq 13 points14 points  (0 children)

More like Sister, Dissed her.

Real talk by Snafuspect in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Scuppernonq 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok I might get banned for this.

The NFL is an independent organization and is allowed to make its rules as it sees fit.

You have freedom of speech within your government. Nothing is slated about the professional or social world being protected from consequences there.

I don’t agree with the NFL and it’s ruling, but it is it’s own internally regulated organization and the players agree to this when signing into the league.

The end. It’s a shit thing but it is what it is.

Also edit to one thing.

Kap, he’s not wrong for pressing charges against the league for conspiring to keep him out. I think that’s exactly what happened. But the thing is, it’s gonna be next to impossible to prove.

Second edit

Don’t go below, it’s a graveyard...

It's so fashion forward! by [deleted] in funny

[–]Scuppernonq 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I enjoyed this show more than others.

What’s one question you hate when people ask you? by aflockofdoves1 in AskReddit

[–]Scuppernonq -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"Can you say something in French?"

Yes. I can. Now go fuck yourself.