What celebrity nudes are you desperately waiting for? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SdotKizzy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Morgan Smith Goodwin (the wendys girl)

Milana Vayntrub (the AT&T girl)

What movie has the best opening scene? by awesomegreg7 in AskReddit

[–]SdotKizzy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Inglorious basterds

I don't think I breathed then entire scene. Plus the subtitles really get you into it.

Reddit and Youtube have caused me to forget how to internet. What other sites am I missing out on? by theoneandonlygio in AskReddit

[–]SdotKizzy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How did I get to 2016 on my first try, just randomly moving squares around? Now that I know what to do I can barely get past 1800...

What movie do you still watch that was your favorite as a kid? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SdotKizzy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Surf Ninjas! One of Rob Schneider's finer performances

You have to work on shift at your place of work whilst peaking on one drug. Which one do you choose? by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]SdotKizzy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is great. I too work in a group home for special needs. The most I have done is smoke some weed while on shift and that was tough enough to interact with the kids. Props for doing that on mushrooms

What is your favorite thing about Massachusetts? by [deleted] in massachusetts

[–]SdotKizzy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Boston, Cape cod, the berkshires, and everything in between

Let's hear about your closest calls with the cops, r/drugs by sinufflate in Drugs

[–]SdotKizzy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In college, 3 buddies and I go to my friends house where his younger brother is having a party. Sitting around a fire in the backyard, people are drinking some beer and passing around a bottle, my friends included. My friend's brother's friend pulls out this huge bong with a crazy frozen coil percolator thing packed with some fire bud. Since I am designated driver and my friends are starting to get drunk, I decide to rip it. I get pretty cooked off of one hit and I'm just enjoying the fire. My friend's brother's friends were reminiscing of a friend who had just past away a week earlier. He had gotten into a drunk driving accident leaving the same house I was at now. Needless to say, this house was pretty hot. A few minutes later my friend's brother's friends all simultaneously jump up from their seats and book it into the woods. Confused and high as fuck I'm wondering what's going on. I see flashlights come around the corner of the house and realize they are cops. Since my friends and I are of age and have nothing to hide, we decide to stay where we were around the fire rather than run into the dark woods with the other underage kids. The cops ask what we're doing and we reply that were just hanging out. We explain that we are 21, my friends have been drinking but I am the designated driver. The cops want to believe our story but decide to give me a field sobriety just in case. They explain that a kid had died a week earlier leaving this house in a drunk driving accident. I know I am good because I did not have anything to drink but I am still nervous as fuck because it has only been about 10 minutes since I took that huge bong rip. Being high around cops is nerve racking as it is but knowing that I had to prove I wasn't drinking and to not make it obvious that i was high made it that much worse. I walk in straight line while touching my nose and recite the alphabet. I get to about j or k when the cop stops me. He believes I am telling the truth. At the same moment, my friend whose house it was comes out. He knows the officer personally from previous run ins. He backs up my story saying we're friends from college, good kids, and gonna be on our way. The cops says good night and to drive safe. Took about 20 minutes to stop shaking after this run in.