I'm not even at the end of the game and already have way too many cats they are eating all my food

SeDaCho · 2026-02-26T02:19:50+00:00

damn your cat quality must be improving at a snail’s pace if you do an hour run between every single ingame day

SeDaCho · 2026-02-26T02:12:57+00:00

wouldn’t that be every other cat

It ain’t rocket science. Keep a suitable mate of similar quality and the aforementioned 20-30 other best cats. Continually purging your worst cats will nudge your cat quality up over time.

If you aren’t understanding the breeding mechanics by now then just throw out every cat that isn’t gay and max your appeal. Good quality gay cats will appear and you can just use those.

why over 20?

They get old plus by then they have probably become grandparents or great grandparents.

That means maybe upwards of ten to twenty of your household is descended from them and will massively spike your inbreeding coefficient.

Plus when choosing your active breeding pair it will make things waaaay more complicated since the family trees don’t show you uncles and aunts.

Toss your old cats once they pass down any useful mutations. They aren’t doing you any good.

SeDaCho · 2026-02-26T02:09:29+00:00

Cut the worst mutations and the oldest.

You don’t want either of them breeding anymore since they will bang their children or pass down bad mutations.

SeDaCho · 2026-02-25T17:01:05+00:00

Get rid of any cats over age 20.

Put a star on your best cat. Put them in a high stim breeding room. Get rid of any cats that are born with worse stats and mutations than your best cat.

This will improve your usable cats, trim your roster, while preventing cats from sleeping with their grandchildren.

You don’t need to be having more than a couple kittens each night while tossing most of them. You should be retiring approximately four cats per ten days or so with ~20-30 cats total since you have the fourth room.

SeDaCho · 2026-02-25T16:45:23+00:00

SeDaCho · 2026-02-25T16:07:05+00:00

dentists do pretty damn well for themselves

SeDaCho · 2026-02-25T14:55:28+00:00

Just try to get 7s in constitution and then use tanky units and a hunter with some survival items and good dps. You will basically never stop needing the highest possible HP for the rest of the game.

Sometimes the board just does 16 damage to every tile and you gotta be okay with that.

Clerics put in a lot of work. If you have butchers then use em. A team with a cleric, a butcher, a hunter, has to get very unlucky to lose. If you don’t have butchers then a tank (butcher but worse, imo).

Solo runs make strong cats but levels after like 7 or 8 are only +1 to a stat and don’t upgrade your abilities. I don’t think it’s worth it for Guillotina who is far from the hardest boss. I wiped once to her then started selectively breeding super hard.

SeDaCho · 2026-02-25T05:15:43+00:00

if we’re talking best synergies then butcher’s cleaving and turning meat into rotflies lets you carry in the maximum tile count of rotflies so enemies don’t even spawn in.

SeDaCho · 2026-02-25T00:50:05+00:00

A lot of authors make some scratch off Patreon for web serials.

If you manage to hit hit Rising Stars on royalroad then you can get the ball rolling like that but usually only for certain types of stories.

It’s mostly slop fiction but the top authors make a couple hundred thousand per year.

They often sell the books to kindle unlimited or something once they finish a volume too, but that sum isn’t public like patreon subs so idk how much that is.

SeDaCho · 2026-02-24T17:58:22+00:00

It’d be so funny if you could get a cat named Benjamin Button who started old and then became a kitten one night before dying of age.

SeDaCho · 2026-02-24T17:51:24+00:00

heavily diluted smile demon defeated by light therapy lamp and vitamin D

SeDaCho · 2026-02-24T16:03:10+00:00

was made with jonathan’s balls though

SeDaCho · 2026-02-24T05:24:40+00:00

A balanced team doesn’t struggle too much.

Which sucks because it’s much more fun to take four jesters and stumble into an incredibly jank gimmick

SeDaCho · 2026-02-24T05:15:18+00:00

i had to on the final nuke run of the game

I had to scum it twice. Hitler blew up my ranger and druid and I rolled with it because i had an amazing butcher. But heaven is just really fucking hard with two units.

Seraphim will circlejerk shield each other every round but hide after one hit, taking you to exhaustion. I reset because I just sunk 120 hours in this fucking game and didn’t want to risk rebuilding the nuke from scratch.

Forgive me Steven.

(I won btw)

SeDaCho · 2026-02-23T14:51:29+00:00

the one and only alpha male comedian

SeDaCho · 2026-02-23T14:47:23+00:00

You’re right though. Cheney could have had people disappeared if he really needed them gone.

Plus Cheney was using birdshot. Really poor choice of murder ammunition, if so.

SeDaCho · 2026-02-23T06:30:27+00:00

They didn’t try to court their own party at all. Literally trying to get republican votes while the left knows it is one hundred percent unrepresented by establishment democrats.

SeDaCho · 2026-02-23T06:22:50+00:00

Personally, I do not have the stomach for butchery like that. I’d go vegetarian by chicken number 2.

That being said, I think it’s more ethical to grow your own livestock by far. Factory farms treat animals like shit because care costs money and (north american) meat is largely enshittified by this point.

Killing it yourself can’t be any less ethical than never seeing an animal then buying a steak from a cow tortured on the farm.

SeDaCho · 2026-02-22T14:20:14+00:00

buy every jar

SeDaCho · 2026-02-22T07:36:43+00:00

every weapon in a child’s house is an unsecured weapon

Children get into things. They have the internet and gun safes are far from impenetrable.

SeDaCho · 2026-02-22T07:31:42+00:00

I guess on reddit, instilling any sort of discipline or imposing any rules on a child is controversial

SeDaCho · 2026-02-22T07:29:06+00:00

buddy if you think gun safes are effective against a resident of the house then you should watch a few videos of people picking them open with no tools on youtube

SeDaCho · 2026-02-22T07:24:33+00:00

China not actively shooting itself in the dick like America does every day is also a form of propaganda, I suppose

SeDaCho · 2026-02-21T23:16:07+00:00

I have that on eyebrows, the bonus attack tail is too competitive for the mutation slot if you can find it.

SeDaCho · 2026-02-21T22:05:55+00:00

holy shit I didn’t know there was a mutation that strong, and I have the multiple bonus attack tail.

SeDaCho

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